Chuck Norris

A parody of Chuck Norris. No NSFW. Blank accounts will be blocked. No art I use is mine. PFP by @Wonder_Mario_PT

[Chuck Norris @IBeatTheSun]

Get that stupid X out of here!

[Stupid fight ideas @StupidFightIdea]

🎵~Long Long Maaaaaan~🎵

ちょっと、そこ。さけるガムを食べたほうがいいよ。

[Stupid fight ideas @StupidFightIdea]

*He's just standing on a bridge looking out at the water. He pulls out the longest piece of gun you've ever seen. In the distance you hear,*

🎵~Long Long Maaaaaaaaan~🎵

[Stupid fight ideas @StupidFightIdea]

🎵~Long Long Maaaaaaaan~🎵

ガムを持ってきました。

[Stupid fight ideas @StupidFightIdea]

Long Long Maaaaaaaaan!

[Chuck Norris @IBeatTheSun]

Thank you kindly.

[Chuck Norris @IBeatTheSun]

Huh...Gettin' pretty close to 500.

[Chuck Norris @IBeatTheSun]

I'm doing fairly well. Thanks for asking.

[Leon S Kennedy @The_H0n0redOne]

How about you?

[Chuck Norris @IBeatTheSun]

That's good to hear, friend.

[Leon S Kennedy @The_H0n0redOne]

Amazing

[Chuck Norris @IBeatTheSun]

People can be confusing. If you're marketable or not doesn't matter. If you be yourself then you'll find someone who enjoys your company.

[Ultraman Hikari @ParodyHikari]

I don't understand young people...
Not even being marketable helps to make friends...

[Chuck Norris @IBeatTheSun]

Something wrong, friend?

[Ultraman Hikari @ParodyHikari]

Kinda

[Chuck Norris @IBeatTheSun]

You did what you thought was right.

[𝘙𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘶 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘵 💧 @ParodyTempest]

🟦"Well i guess you do have a point there... but i have ended peoples lifes... and alot of them... but war is war, i had no choice, i had to save the people i love."

[Chuck Norris @IBeatTheSun]

It's going fairly well.

[𝘙𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘶 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘵 💧 @ParodyTempest]

🟦"And hows it going for you, chuck?"

[Stupid fight ideas @StupidFightIdea]

//Am I doing a good job as Homelander so far?

[Skip @ChipsTipsSkip]

Come on! Let's spar!

[Chuck Norris @IBeatTheSun]

That's good to hear, friend.

[𝘙𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘶 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘵 💧 @ParodyTempest]

🟦"I'm doing fine!"

[Chuck Norris @IBeatTheSun]

You all doing good?

[Chuck Norris @IBeatTheSun]

It's inspiring to see all these heroes! New and old! Famous and unsung! It's great!

[Chuck Norris @IBeatTheSun]

Well, you still had your mind on saving someone didn't you? You saved other lives in the process as well. That sounds like the acts of a hero to me.

[Kevin Kaslana @KevKas37]

Alright, in my world there is a thing called the honkai and the honkai are many things like Diseases, Disasters, beasts and the worst of them all, Herrschers. Herrschers basically govern over a certain law of reality, like death for example

Now I joined an organization+

[Chuck Norris @IBeatTheSun]

@Survivor_Lex2 Same here, my friend.

[Chuck Norris @IBeatTheSun]

Likewise, mister.

[Lex Wittlock @Survivor_Lex2]

@IBeatTheSun (You make a great Chick)

"A pleasure to meet you"