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It's to the ever loving moon. 🤭

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With the wildfires raging in Canada, please consider joining Jennahontas for her rain dance ceremony this evening. As an aboriginal she cares deeply about the indigenous peoples and the sacred land.

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Shalom everyone! Join us for a family circumcision ceremony today at synagogue. I brushed my teeth for the first time since Hanukkah to prepare. 🤗🤭

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Some people might be wondering why I married a beautiful bronze, brown eyed wife. We're a devout Jewish family. Join us for synagogue.

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We will see how many photos of kids Audacity really has next. You belong to me.

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I'm just trolling Matthew Geniole. Haha kidding. Oopsies. Tehe.

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@BigLG1488 I CAN REACH ANYONE. I have a dozen on deck next. They were warned that one day I would arrive.

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Jenny left me because I couldn't get tan enough to fit in with her and the kids.

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I love my parents. The doctors said they should abort me because I would be mentally handicapped, but they chose to hand feed me until I was 30.

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I love my job at Colour Innovations. They have great opportunities for mentally handicapped people like me.

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@BigLG1488 @UncleH_14_ @PoliceWTF The whole of X will now watch it unfold. I gave Matt every chance.

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@UncleH_14_ @PoliceWTF You signed your warrant early. Tick tock...boom.

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@UncleH_14_ @PoliceWTF I CAN REACH ANYONE Matt. Who is next? Tick tock, the scum will stop.

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@UncleH_14_ @PoliceWTF Oh Matt. Shall I fuck myself on Norfinch Dr?

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@PoliceWTF Matt will upload a video of himself licking the bottom of a dirty boot. He will apologize to BigLG directly and publicly. Tick tock. Just pretend the muddy boot is Jenny. Relive your old life for a moment. Tick tock.

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@PoliceWTF Jenny would appreciate Matt ceasing to hurt people. By the way, why is she so tan?

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@Harley965855 Tick Tock