𝟕𝟑 ⸝⸝ 𝒋𝑎͟𝑐͟𝑒 .ᐟ

new york’s human 𝙗𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙧𝙖𝙢. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀NOT IMPERSONATING. ROLEPLAY/SATIRE ACCOUNT. NOT AFFILIATED WITH MATT REMPE OR THE NEW YORK RANGERS.

[𝟕𝟑 ⸝⸝ 𝒋𝑎͟𝑐͟𝑒 .ᐟ @ICEFCKS]

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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀jace laurent, number 𝟕𝟑,
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀rangers rookie, 𝘦𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘳,
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀‘02 baby, 6’8, canadian.
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[𝟕𝟑 ⸝⸝ 𝒋𝑎͟𝑐͟𝑒 .ᐟ @ICEFCKS]

knuckles an angry red ,
wrists 𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈.

[𝟕𝟑 ⸝⸝ 𝒋𝑎͟𝑐͟𝑒 .ᐟ @ICEFCKS]

/ it’s been a hot minute. time for a reboot?

[𝟕𝟑 ⸝⸝ 𝒋𝑎͟𝑐͟𝑒 .ᐟ @ICEFCKS]

https://t.co/NWO6AJRF0F

just got a warning from X that my acc has been flagged for “inauthentic behaviour,” so i will be taking break from here for a few days because that’s what reddit is recommending i do—or else my acc will get suspended.

replies when this resolves.

[𝟕𝟑 ⸝⸝ 𝒋𝑎͟𝑐͟𝑒 .ᐟ @ICEFCKS]

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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ not bad for a rookie, huh?
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[𝟕𝟑 ⸝⸝ 𝒋𝑎͟𝑐͟𝑒 .ᐟ @ICEFCKS]

but if i say one thing about your ass in those little shorts, suddenly i’m public enemy no. 1.

[‎ ྀྀ ᴇᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ️ ᴶᵁᴺᴷᴵᴱ. @PlNKPOP]

thinking about @ICEFCKS’ biceps .

[𝟕𝟑 ⸝⸝ 𝒋𝑎͟𝑐͟𝑒 .ᐟ @ICEFCKS]

huge romantic. dog dad. march pisces. fluent in french and in making bad decisions—usually with his fists, sometimes with his mouth. single, and supposedly not looking, unless you give him a reason to be.

[𝟕𝟑 ⸝⸝ 𝒋𝑎͟𝑐͟𝑒 .ᐟ @ICEFCKS]

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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝖒use⠀；
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[𝟕𝟑 ⸝⸝ 𝒋𝑎͟𝑐͟𝑒 .ᐟ @ICEFCKS]

lost his dad to alberta’s wildfires, thus forced to grow up quick and shoulder many burdens at a young age. protective, especially of those he loves. human battering ram on 𝘢𝘯𝘥 off the ice, known for his temper. fueled by adrenaline, and never far from a fight. momma’s boy.

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[𝟕𝟑 ⸝⸝ 𝒋𝑎͟𝑐͟𝑒 .ᐟ @ICEFCKS]

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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀jace core.
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[𝟕𝟑 ⸝⸝ 𝒋𝑎͟𝑐͟𝑒 .ᐟ @ICEFCKS]

not here to play nice.

[𝟕𝟑 ⸝⸝ 𝒋𝑎͟𝑐͟𝑒 .ᐟ @ICEFCKS]

fuck it, i’ll take it.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ‍ᅠ ྀི 𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 ‍ᅠ ᵀᴬᴸᴷᴵᴺᴳ @dulcetfawn]

you’re definitely something

[𝟕𝟑 ⸝⸝ 𝒋𝑎͟𝑐͟𝑒 .ᐟ @ICEFCKS]

i don’t, actually, because it’s your turn on the ice and you’re spending your slot bitching at me. your loss.

i’m on the ice in 20, so get twirling. or whatever you glorified ballerinas do.

[⁣⊹⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣⁣ 𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍 ✦ 𝒲𝐼𝐿𝒟 .ᐟ @wildflxwcr]

FIRST OF ALL, bitch. you're the one that started talking about twenty pound gear for two hours straight, so the first one who whipped out his micropenis was YOU.

second, i'm sure i have bigger balls than you. don't you have somewhere ↴

[𝟕𝟑 ⸝⸝ 𝒋𝑎͟𝑐͟𝑒 .ᐟ @ICEFCKS]

oh. in that case… you’re welcome?

[𝑀𝒜𝒯𝐸𝑅𝐼𝒜𝐿 𝒢𝐼𝑅𝐿.ᐟ @OFBLUESTARLET]

No need to be, baby. That whole song I wrote about you is making me millions, so I just have you to thank.

(🤭)

[𝟕𝟑 ⸝⸝ 𝒋𝑎͟𝑐͟𝑒 .ᐟ @ICEFCKS]

“probably” is not a yes, so i’ll take it.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝒹͟𝒂͟𝒊͟𝒔͟𝒚 . @shinestarlust]

probably

[𝟕𝟑 ⸝⸝ 𝒋𝑎͟𝑐͟𝑒 .ᐟ @ICEFCKS]

awww, guys! she’s teething. 🥺

[⁣⊹⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣⁣ 𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍 ✦ 𝒲𝐼𝐿𝒟 .ᐟ @wildflxwcr]

@cndygloss JACE. but also anyone. i'm angry.

[𝟕𝟑 ⸝⸝ 𝒋𝑎͟𝑐͟𝑒 .ᐟ @ICEFCKS]

i am distraught.

[𝑀𝒜𝒯𝐸𝑅𝐼𝒜𝐿 𝒢𝐼𝑅𝐿.ᐟ @OFBLUESTARLET]

. . .Next question.

(😁)

[𝟕𝟑 ⸝⸝ 𝒋𝑎͟𝑐͟𝑒 .ᐟ @ICEFCKS]

seems like i’m in the right place, considering you’re the one who kicked off this alleged ‘contest.’ so go on then—whip it out. i’ll grab my tape measure.

[⁣⊹⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣⁣ 𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍 ✦ 𝒲𝐼𝐿𝒟 .ᐟ @wildflxwcr]

if you're looking for the dick measuring contest, you're in the wrong spot.

[𝟕𝟑 ⸝⸝ 𝒋𝑎͟𝑐͟𝑒 .ᐟ @ICEFCKS]

a slap shot *

[𝟕𝟑 ⸝⸝ 𝒋𝑎͟𝑐͟𝑒 .ᐟ @ICEFCKS]

better yet, why don’t you try landing slap shot at 100mph?

[⁣⊹⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣⁣ 𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍 ✦ 𝒲𝐼𝐿𝒟 .ᐟ @wildflxwcr]

a little sass .ᐣ give me a break, laurent.

plus, this isn't a tit for tat, but since you're making it that way, why don't you try landing a quad axel three times in a row .ᐣ