[Memo]
To: All Staff
From: M. O'Hara
Subject: Free Pizza
Please be advised that there is free pizza being provided in the HQ cafeteria for the next hour. All Spiders are encouraged to attend and stay there while they enjoy their meal.
Thank you,
โ O'Hara
A building full of people collapsed because the landlord didn't make repairs the tenants had been begging for. It's rare to see Miles get this genuinely angry but it's such a cool moment!
Current ideas to improve workplace productivity and morale:
โข Workplace Potluck.
โข Career Development Plans for All Spiders.
โข Electric Shock Feature Installed on Watches.
โข Talent show.
Suggestions are welcome.
Sir- Boss- Vampi- i mean Mister O'Hara.
I thought good guys are supposed to NOT shock their workers! That's a bad guy's thing!! Y'know. The v i l l a i n s
Current ideas to improve workplace productivity and morale:
โข Workplace Potluck.
โข Career Development Plans for All Spiders.
โข Electric Shock Feature Installed on Watches.
โข Talent show.
Suggestions are welcome.