Eyewash Jones

ICL Superfan - ICL Playoff broadcaster - retired semi-pro ballplayer- “it’s real to me dammit”

[Eyewash Jones @ICLeyewash]

Where is Eyewash gon’ put his guap, baby.

[Eyewash Jones @ICLeyewash]

Yoooo, you already know .

Get at me with your best ICL fantasy football team name, and win a spot.

Call me Commish, baby.

[Eyewash Jones @ICLeyewash]

@BlueSox_ICL Yooo, someone sent me this, said it was floating around the blue Sox group chat.

Pretty Ricky wild for this, baby.

[Eyewash Jones @ICLeyewash]

Yooooo, ya boy is always saying the DMs are open.

Look at this meteor submitted by the people.

It is what it is, baby.

[Eyewash Jones @ICLeyewash]

Yoooo, you already know ya boy posted up over wit’ the crispy white uniform boyz.

We were ready to play too, baby.

[Eyewash Jones @ICLeyewash]

@BlueSox_ICL Yoooooo, at it again, baby.

[Eyewash Jones @ICLeyewash]

Yoooo @iclbaseball , props to the field crew.

Just pulled up for tonight, you know I had to bring the broom, baby.

[Eyewash Jones @ICLeyewash]

Yoooo, you didn’t know?

He’s back, baby.

[Eyewash Jones @ICLeyewash]

Yoooo @iclbaseball , not sure any of them boys been on the subway, ever, baby.

[Eyewash Jones @ICLeyewash]

Yoooo, you already know what it is .

Heard the loser of the championship has to join the Park League.

Pretty Ricky said there’s only room for one squad in Lexington, baby.

[Eyewash Jones @ICLeyewash]

The dawg pound all about that business, baby.

[Eyewash Jones @ICLeyewash]

Yoooo @iclbaseball , since there are no minimum appearance rules, you already know what it is.

‘Bout to get signed by Pretty Ricky after Game 1, baby.

[Eyewash Jones @ICLeyewash]

I was hoping Malden came through with an offer , but they play hard , and fair. DPG, baby .

[Eyewash Jones @ICLeyewash]

Yoooo, you already know where we postin’ up pre-game.

Devils lettuce and spicy cabbage all day. Dawg pound gangstas, baby.

[Eyewash Jones @ICLeyewash]

And you already know, I give the streets what they want.

Come find ya boy Monday night at the ‘Wood, limited supply of these bad boys will be available, baby.

[Eyewash Jones @ICLeyewash]

Yooooo @BlueSox_ICL , got this bad boy hot off the press, just in time for the playoff push.

@iclbaseball this book should be mandatory reading for anyone that thinks they have what it takes, baby.

[Eyewash Jones @ICLeyewash]

Yooooo, @MaldenMaddogs the streets wanna know what the league buzz is, baby

[Eyewash Jones @ICLeyewash]

Yooooo @iclbaseball , need someone to explain the rules to ya boy. Zero regular season appearances, play-in game CG!?

Looks like Melrose been reading Pretty Ricky’s memoir, baby.

[Eyewash Jones @ICLeyewash]

Yooo @iclbaseball , being on point in the booth is more than just havin’ golden pipes, baby .

Right @middlebrooks ??

[Eyewash Jones @ICLeyewash]

@iclbaseball You already know ya boy in talks with Local Sports Productions Inc. LLC

What a time to be alive, baby

[Eyewash Jones @ICLeyewash]

Yoooo, the chiefs missed the playoffs ??!

@MaldenMaddogs got the maplewood magic this year !?!

It ‘bout to be electric , baby.