Mathew H

I love stand-up comedy. Chicago Cubs. Jacksonville Jaguars. Alabama Crimson Tide. SCI since '97 but I'm still awesome!😛

[Mathew H @ICaughtJaws]

Hurt people, hurt people.

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@Cubs I think we needed that win

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@FINALLEVEL I like both

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

God always wins.

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@Fun_Viral_Vids I’m sure he will but I don’t know why you sit on the couch like that…

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@Cubs Great job!

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@Cubs PCA isn’t boring

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@Arma_Lite_14 It’s a fart plug. Your husband sticks it up his butt before getting in bed. He does this so he doesn’t blow you off the bed with his thunderous farts

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@sabamalik8805 I have a c5 c6 spinal cord injury. Be grateful for what you got. No matter how bad you think you are off, there is someone worse off than you.🙏

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@usludurkizim Butt-plug

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@claracelestia25 After watching that, my toe hurts

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@Cubskickass100 X Cub “fans” are the worse

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@dan636680 @Albertteac Facts!

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@Arma_Lite_14 It’s a butterfly

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@Username676357 @MLB @Cubs I couldn’t love him anymore!

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@usanewshq I have watched this video ten times and I still don’t know what her jersey number is

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@Taylor_McGregor Thicc

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@Cubs Just give him the gold glove award already

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@elonmusk Flex

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@megynkelly Megyn has been bought

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@stojulcinj @IngrahamAngle MK has been bought