Ian Crimmins

My sodium levels are definitely on the rise

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.  Americans do not want this. They do not want another war in pursuit of regime change. They want relief from the affordability crisis. They want peace.

I am focused on making sure that every New Yorker is safe. I have been in contact with our Police Commissioner and emergency management officials. We are taking proactive steps, including increasing coordination across agencies and enhancing patrols of sensitive locations out of an abundance of caution.

Additionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city — you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders. You will be safe here.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

With upcoming trips to Australia and Mexico City, not to mention Atlanta and New York, the 49ers will travel over 38,000 miles this season — more miles than any NFL team has traveled in any one season, per @billsperos.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Drop Site obtained harrowing footage of the latest killing which appears to be from the perspective of the woman in pink filming from the sidewalk

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Statement from the family of Alex Pretti:

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

Support for Renee Good’s wife and son https://t.co/965feMJiBP

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

All that right-wing talk since the 1990s about the danger of a violent and unaccountable federal government, whose agents would one day gun Americans down in the streets, I foolishly thought that was a warning, but it turns out it was more of a promise they were making

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

If this guy doesn’t die in prison, there are no laws

[Ian Crimmins @ICrimmins]

@PFTCommenter I’m taking the over on Michael Penix yards because when Berlin’s throwing everything they’ve got at you, you can trust London to keep calm and carry on

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

No team makes it harder to root for them than the Boston Red Sox.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Just so we’re clear, everybody calling Kilmar Abrego Garcia a “terrorist” or a “gang member” are lying, and they know they’re lying, and they repeat it for purposes of confusing people who don’t follow this stuff closely into accepting what was done to him.

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

Patrick Mahomes will never surpass Tom Brady

My goat stays on top🗣️

[Ian Crimmins @ICrimmins]

Pathetic.

[ADL @ADL]

This is a delicate moment. It’s a new day and yet so many are on edge. Our politics are inflamed, and social media only adds to the anxiety.

It seems that @elonmusk made an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, not a Nazi salute, but again, we appreciate that people are on edge.

In this moment, all sides should give one another a bit of grace, perhaps even the benefit of the doubt, and take a breath. This is a new beginning. Let’s hope for healing and work toward unity in the months and years ahead.

[Ian Crimmins @ICrimmins]

@TheFFBallers Rome Odunstartingyouasmyflex

[Ian Crimmins @ICrimmins]

How was it ever a debate who should be the VP pick 😭

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

no fucking way lmfao

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Pelosi this month

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

I know this story has reached thermonuclear levels of BS and grift-fueled hate on here, but if anyone is actually interested in learning more about Imane Khelif, I found this helpful.

https://t.co/J6hZ04fzkN

[Ian Crimmins @ICrimmins]

The mental gymnastics transphobes are having right now about this is incredible. “This born woman is actually a man and needs to transition” is not a take I would’ve thought I’d see coming from these people considering gender affirming care is something they want banned lmao

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Could any picture sum up our new men’s rights movement better? The smirk of a male who’s knows he’s protected by a misogynist sporting establishment enjoying the distress of a woman he’s just punched in the head, and whose life’s ambition he’s just shattered. #Paris2024

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

All jokes aside, this has to be studied… Nick Castellanos going deep every single time there is a tragedy or something newsworthy is legitimately unlike anything I’ve ever seen in sports history. There can’t be any type of logical explanation. No words.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

I’m assembling a team

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Another one in Boston ☘️