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I've survived two raptures and the Mayan Apocalypse, so yeah, I'm a pretty big deal.

[IDH @ID8Tch]

@TheTruthPanther R4m for a Land Cruiser 200? Did it have R3m gold inside?

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@Superbru Dudes, what's going on with the F1 scoring? One dude in our pool glitched and bagged himself a crap ton of points for Austria.

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@MandaKhoza @News24 "We are trying to provide ourselves with Rolls Royces using the Healthcare system."

There. I fixed it for you.

[IDH @ID8Tch]

@SquidgeRugby I don't care who wins... As long as the players have fun. That's the most important thing.

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@FNBSA FNB has just shown us that their systems won't hold up when there's a financial crash. Our money isn't safe with FNB. If there's ever a bank run, we're screwed. Time to shop for a better bank that can accurately anticipate system demands.

[IDH @ID8Tch]

@FNBSA You advertised it nationally and then you were surprised when a lot of people tried to get it? If your shit system could handle the traffic like you said it could, we wouldn't have kept trying till 3am for your shit system to get fixed. What a shambles.

[IDH @ID8Tch]

@TelkomZA Absolutely wild that I have to wait more than 20 minutes to speak to someone at Telkom BUSINESS call centre, and the second they pick up it goes dead. Burning cash and Telkom doesnt give a shit. Useless service. Useless company.

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@CyrilRamaphosa Are these "people" in the room right now?

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@goolammv @News24 Proudly brought to you by Ramaphosa and his ANC.

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@penguinmand @BertaBASED @CensoredMen @JustStop_Oil

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@autosport @ScuderiaFerrari @Carlossainz55 Out with the old, in with the Newey.

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@DavidWo20846504 @MeganOCO Dave Chapelle said it best when he said that they like to make up words to win arguments.

[IDH @ID8Tch]

@TAKEALOT Order 128630326. I paid extra to have it delivered on Monday 15 May. I got an sms yesterday to say it was out for delivery. It wasn't delivered. Now it says delivery will be Wednesday 17 May? What's the point of paying extra for fast delivery if you simply don't do it?

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@VuslatBayoglu Literally judging a book by its cover.

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@FastestPitStop Nice of them to introduce the drivers to everyone there who don't know a damn thing about F1.

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@Eusebius https://t.co/PaDOf9S8WV

[Adrian Bott @Cavalorn]

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

[IDH @ID8Tch]

@News24 @QaanitahHunter Speaking like he's some victim. He put them there! It's on him as much as it's on them.

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@AceMcG33 @Eskom_SA 🤡Koko🤡

https://t.co/b3ETzr5VHQ

[Engineer Matšhela Koko, MBL @koko_matshela]

Andre De Ryuter is gone. The problem is gone.

[IDH @ID8Tch]

@Eskom_SA Me looking for everyone who said loadshedding would end now that De Ruyter is gone...

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@Eskom_SA Mickey Mouse font from a Mickey Mouse company.