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exotic olive oil taster

[. @IDK14371]

@hassan_theo That's Netanyahu

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When I mess up I just think about how someone went to work one day and did Chernobyl

[. @IDK14371]

@zekiirby I see you already got he male audacity

[. @IDK14371]

@zekiirby You assume you would have hair????

[rammy 🏳 @rammy_c8]

When the Iranian baddie blocks you

[. @IDK14371]

@zekiirby

[🇫🇷Brother Carrick fan🇵🇹 @FergieBallFan]

Looney Tunes country 😭

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

i can promise you merriam, my j is loud

[tHomas @fettiroma_]

The suns tirade is zays best album

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

Oman gets $1 million per ship that passes through the Strait of Hormuz per the deal.

[Beating the System with Chains & Whips @Jman0241]

Dear god plz personally smite every nigga talking shit bc Isaiah Rashad is bi

[Sean Brown @byseanbrown]

“Living off borrowed time, the clock ticks faster”

What a way to start a song.

[. @IDK14371]

@zekiirby Ohhhh, you got THAT part

[احدهُمْ @Eslam_3rafa]

يا عم اضرب محدش هيوزن وراك

[zee ꕤ🍉 @tifastrvfe]

all that work to get the helicopter keys just for the damn chopper to crash in 2 seconds🫩

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Men will be describing debilitating anxiety and then end the speech with “I just gotta lock in” MF GO TO THAT LADY AND ASK HER FOR PILLS.

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

“You’ve found me at a very Chinese time of my life”

[Lego Kingo @LegoKingo]

My favorite file in RE9 is this one you find in an umbrella corp lab where a guy goes “I just got a job at this lab and I can’t believe how many human experiments we do on children. I can’t believe how lucky I am. This is my dream job.” A funny subversion of the bystander cliche