Iain Martin

Actor, solicitor, fan of wrestling and Dundee United, and the most decorated champion in the history of Imaginary Porno Charades. @pornocharades

[Iain Martin @IDNMartin]

@BadWWEStats @ChrisCage66 Sod it. I'm going with the most successful part-time wrestler part-time other thing that there's ever been, and likely will ever be. Incredible how long he kept the funeral home going on the side when you think about it.

[Iain Martin @IDNMartin]

@BadWWEStats @ColinRA92 The just incredible long lost brother of Juan Pablo, Aldo Montoya!

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@BadWWEStats @TheBionicElmo With the GP coming up, it's surely gotta be Sparky Plugg!

[Iain Martin @IDNMartin]

@BadWWEStats @ColinRA92 Colin Delaney! Remember him? Because I barely did. Battle of the Colins!

[Iain Martin @IDNMartin]

@cautiousdave @AlbertzBig @OK_Loyal_RFC @todger112 @ClydeSSB @EwenDCameron Why is attacking Ewen Cameron (or anyone else) on social media any better than attacking referees on social media?

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@WWE @TripleH @Turki_alalshikh @RiyadhSeason Well, that's going to be shit. There goes the great atmosphere you get from the international crowd, because there's no way you'll get the same number of people travelling there. Awful decision.

[Iain Martin @IDNMartin]

Looking forward to hosting this again. I am as always your Icon of Imagination, your Prince of Pornography, and your Showstopper of Charades. Join us @underthefringe @buxtonfringe!

[Imaginary Porno Charades @pornocharades]

Last night was a barnstormer, but don't worry @buxtonfringe, we are back again tonight! Can Dylan avenge his loss from last night and put @hrandrews90 in her place? It's the greatest comedy gameshow based on imaginary pornography you will ever see! 10pm @underthefringe !

[Iain Martin @IDNMartin]

@SportsDirect_CS Chill Tristan. Your colleague Adin has already sorted this out. Also though, for future reference, replying (twice) to a tweet complaining about how rubbish your web chat is by suggesting the customer use the web chat isn't the best customer service...

[Iain Martin @IDNMartin]

@SportsDirect_CS I'm trying to cancel an order I placed online about an hour ago. Your web chat service is absolutely useless. Can you help?

[Iain Martin @IDNMartin]

@Twitawoo8 @fesshole It's almost like it's a joke

[Iain Martin @IDNMartin]

@Rikardinho76 @fesshole Unlikely you'll get lung cancer from a single cigarette...

[Iain Martin @IDNMartin]

@lewisskinner @lewiscook82 @fesshole That's when you say you know a girl who spells it with two Ns or some shit

[Iain Martin @IDNMartin]

@NaiiLFC @MoSalah Oh shit, is that what that is?

[Iain Martin @IDNMartin]

@1StitchJones1 @Gadget44027447 What do you think he's apologising for?

[Iain Martin @IDNMartin]

@SWhite86071975 @ShepherdWales @BorisJohnson Let's hope they also don't watch the news then

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@SBarrettBar Which part of what he's said is incorrect?

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@Jasonboyd223924 @astro_alexandra @TPatrickMurphy1 Why would she not know their sexuality? I know my colleagues' sexualities, because we speak to each other about things like their partners, kids, homelife etc. Do you never chat to the people you work with?

[Iain Martin @IDNMartin]

@RCoat13 @HJB3996 @fesshole Before they were together, sure. Once they're in an established relationship and talking about getting married though? Bit weird not to tell her.

[Iain Martin @IDNMartin]

@BBCNews You've made your award pointless. She's very obviously already achieved mainstream success. You might as well give it to Taylor Swift.

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@batsonballs Can't believe Taylor Swift missed out