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[Feral @ID_FERAL]

@daumenxyz @Pumpfun Congratulations, brother! 🥳

[Ryan @Ryankiis]

The ballon d'Or is coming home

[Feral @ID_FERAL]

@MolokoMatery Wtf Bro 😂😎🫡

[Иуда @MolokoMatery]

Никаких подписей, потому что сила образа. ☝️

[Feral @ID_FERAL]

@marukoro1983

[Grey Ledger @Airdrops_one]

$LAPTOP starts trading September 9 on Base.

A little throwback to the airdrop days

Before somebody gets rekt, here’s what the paperwork actually says:

▫️1B fixed supply. 350M circulating at TGE. The issuer retains 650M.

▫️Contract: Base
0xB095274743941e953c746F9C228DA9c18Bb6ec29

▫️30% founders. 30% tied to real-world events. 10% Day 1 airdrop. Another 10% future airdrop. 10% liquidity. 5% treasury. 5% charity.

▫️Day 1: 8% to “Where’s Hunter” Substack subscribers and 2% to users with negative $TRUMP PnL. Participating venues decide how the latter gets distributed.

▫️The future airdrop has no stated criteria and is distributed at Foundation discretion.

▫️The 30% events bucket either burns or goes to charity depending on outcomes. The MiCAR filing says the Foundation determines whether milestones are achieved and holders bear the risk of its discretion.

▫️Coinbase, Kraken, Bybit Europe, Bitpanda, Bitvavo and Uphold are being sought for admission to trading. Those are not confirmed listings.

▫️No public token sale. No issue price. The MiCAR whitepaper was notified, not approved by a competent EU authority.

▫️The project reports ~$1.4M in private-loan funding and a ~$50,510 FDV as of March 31.

▫️Its own risk section says there is no inherent utility, no committed roadmap, and no current plan to develop it further.

▫️One thing does not reconcile: the Token Disclosures and live site say unclaimed Day 1 airdrop tokens are burned after 30 days. The MiCAR whitepaper says unclaimed airdrop tokens are reallocated to charity.

▫️Official trading date: September 9. The claim portal is not live as of September 7. Verify the contract and claim links against the official site.

The ticker is the easy part.

Not an endorsement. Trade the circus at your own risk.

Sources:

MiCAR whitepaper: https://t.co/HkgRLze84K
Token disclosures: https://t.co/gx6iSzRpFc
Event resolution criteria: https://t.co/HBL5Y2AEzp
Hacken audit: https://t.co/y4wiXUDrxG
FAQ: https://t.co/0amReOSH5l
Official $LAPTOP site: https://t.co/2xd1OJVSpA

[Feral @ID_FERAL]

@smolwyne I almost forgot, don't take the commission right away, it's better to wait, and since this is a bad signal for holders, it's better to leave it for a while; it won't go away.

[Feral @ID_FERAL]

@smolwyne I'll tell you more: for $7 you can buy a pre-heated creator address, and then everything will work out for you, but the best thing is to buy your token at creation for $300-500, and then more traders will notice it.

[Feral @ID_FERAL]

@StreamBash I can't tell you that Europeans have a face like that. Hairy armpits are disgusting here. What about personal hygiene? What the hell are you living in the Stone Age? Not a single woman here would let you near her.

[Feral @ID_FERAL]

@NicoHQ1 This is the case when your parents are complete idiots.

[Feral @ID_FERAL]

@4devvvv VERY COOL

[4dev @4devvvv]

THIS PARROT WIF COAT IS GOING VIRAL AND IT HASN'T BONDED ???

This post of a parrot wif coat has gone viral on X after gaining half a million views in less than 24 hours

No crazy backstory. No heroic rescue. No complicated lore.

Just a parrot wif coat. This is very simple meme and everybody has been saying we must return to memes so what better to do then run something simple

parrotwifcoat

[crog @crog6969]

helo i am crog i am best.

572JCnPJQzF7YJsHMRLkDaeqwPhgWwAyTFwksyowpump

[KING MAN @kingman_gmmtv]

ชวนซังเล่นเดะตกเทรนค้าบบ อะแฮ่มอะแฮ่ม ✨
@polcasan_GMMTV

[Feral @ID_FERAL]

@slingoorio You do well when you just enter early on in the first minutes.

[Feral @ID_FERAL]

@daumenxyz

[Feral @ID_FERAL]

@StarPlatinum_

[Feral @ID_FERAL]

@daumenxyz 🫡🫡🫡🫡❤️

[Feral @ID_FERAL]

@daumenxyz Look $FOMO Brother

[Feral @ID_FERAL]

@seyong Don't forget about $FOMO Please. This should deserve special attention.