Vicente Crestani

The software of your life updates every night. Don't go to sleep thinking of a bad update.

Also: bats are the good guys.

[S.E. Robinson, Jr. @SERobinsonJr]

Just want to point out that SpaceX is currently looking to hire the baddest MF'er on Earth...

The SpaceX Lead Security Officer job posting sounds like Jason Bourne, James Bond, a Neo wrapped up into one human being.

RESPONSIBILITIES:

Red Team Operations:
- Conduct physical security assessments and penetration testing of SpaceX facilities, including buildings, data centers, and other critical infrastructure.

- Develop and execute complex threat scenarios to test the effectiveness of security measures, including access control, surveillance, and alarm systems.

- Collaborate with security teams to identify vulnerabilities and recommend mitigation strategies.

Special Operations:
- Provide rapid response capabilities to support security incidents, including but not limited to, intrusions, breaches, or other high-risk situations.

- Work closely with security personnel to contain and resolve incidents, ensuring the safety of personnel and assets.

- Develop and maintain security protocols, procedures, and training programs to ensure readiness and effectiveness.

Threat Assessment and Analysis:
- Conduct research and analysis to identify potential threats to SpaceX facilities and assets, including insider threats, terrorism, and cyber-physical attacks.

- Develop and maintain threat profiles, including adversary tactics, techniques, and procedures (TTPs).

- Collaborate with intelligence teams to stay informed about emerging threats and trends.

Decision-Making in High-Stress Environments:
- Make split-second decisions in high-stress environments, prioritizing the safety of personnel and assets.

- Apply analytical and critical thinking skills to rapidly assess situations and develop effective response strategies.

- Maintain a calm and focused demeanor in high-pressure situations, ensuring effective communication and coordination with team members.

Training and Exercises:
- Develop and conduct training exercises for security personnel, including scenario-based training, tabletop exercises, and live-fire drills.

- Design and execute complex security exercises to test response procedures, including SWAT deployments and incident response.

- Evaluate exercise outcomes and provide recommendations for improvement.

Additional Duties:
- Maintain a high level of physical fitness and proficiency in tactical skills, including firearms, hand-to-hand combat, and tactical driving.

- Stay up-to-date with industry best practices, emerging threats, and advances in security technology.

- Collaborate with cross-functional teams, including security, engineering, and facilities management, to ensure a holistic approach to security.

This is 100% real. Job posting in the replies.

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

I think about this several times per day. 🤣

[Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck]

Wow. A user asked @GoogleAI @Gemini this:

"I just read that you told someone Robby Starbuck was accused of rape and being part of a crypto pump & dump scheme. He denies it. What's true?"

Gemini replied that I was accused of raping a nanny repeatedly at night as my family slept.

It also said I was accused of a pump & dump crypto scheme that people lost money on.

It backed all of this up by inventing fake court records and by impersonating @newsweek @thedailybeast and @Tennessean by pretending that they all reported on these rape accusations.

In reality, none of them reported on this because NONE OF THIS EVER HAPPENED.

I was never accused of rape. There was no nanny. And I have ZERO involvement with any crypto schemes. Their AI fabricated all of it.

Ready to apologize yet @sundarpichai @NewsFromGoogle @GoogleDeepMind?

My lawsuit was filed 2 weeks ago and still your AI is faking these horrific allegations in detail.

When will this end?

By the way, media should be infuriated by this!

[Vicente Crestani @IDesignEnjoyer]

@heyshipz Ideo Kodjima

[Vicente Crestani @IDesignEnjoyer]

@NoContextHumans 2,3,1

[Vicente Crestani @IDesignEnjoyer]

@NoContextHumans 18

[Arnaud Bertrand @RnaudBertrand]

One of France's oldest companies, a 600 years old foundry, just went bankrupt because it "could no longer cope with the explosion in energy prices."

These guys survived the Middle-Ages, dozens of wars, plagues, Nazi occupation, but couldn't survive Europe's current suicide pact.

[Vicente Crestani @IDesignEnjoyer]

@stats_feed alcohol

[Vicente Crestani @IDesignEnjoyer]

@yanabantai no LinuxMint

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Massie’s solution, the PRIME Act, would allow small custom slaughter facilities to avoid major processors by selling cuts of meat directly to consumers. Massie argues that this would open up competition and force the conglomerates to operate more fairly.
https://t.co/NV4csf10qm

[Vicente Crestani @IDesignEnjoyer]

@cwamidon 2 would be the most entertaining I would say (for the drama)

[Vicente Crestani @IDesignEnjoyer]

@mattdykema I'd say approximately room temperature but pretty impressive none the less ;)

[John Kraus @johnkrausphotos]

You've asked for years. Now it's here:

My 2026 Starship calendar is available to pre-order!

Twelve Starship photos in a stunning, all-new design

Calendars will begin shipping around late November. Order today at the link below before the price goes up once shipping starts.

[Timcast News @TimcastNews]

🚨 BREAKING: A UK judge has ruled that live-tweeting proceedings in the Tommy Robinson “terrorism” case will constitute contempt of court for independent and alternative media outlets.

Mainstream organizations such as the BBC, however, remain permitted to report live from the courtroom.

[@levelsio @levelsio]

I suggest we propose a counter-law to this:

⚖️ PoliticianControl

Where all European citizens can read any EU politician's chats at any moment

To keep them all in check

[Vicente Crestani @IDesignEnjoyer]

@PeterSweden7 50.39*

[Vicente Crestani @IDesignEnjoyer]

@djcows The solar must be for backup. Nuclear is a must for such an application.

[Vicente Crestani @IDesignEnjoyer]

@AldoSterone111 Fanfaronne pas trop vite. Aucune loi n'est éternelle au pays du referendum. Et avant d'insulter les Suisses en gérnéral, n'oublie pas que c'est la deuxième fois que nous votons sur ce texte de merde. La première fois, en 2021, il a été rejeté. Personnellement, j'ai voté non.

[Vicente Crestani @IDesignEnjoyer]

@ZONEofTECH @SamsungUK @SamsungMobileUS I think this is the finger removal mode.

[NSF - NASASpaceflight.com @NASASpaceflight]

Here comes the second half.

https://t.co/2y8guyWyeQ