Me: Wait, what, £16.50 for a fluffy Christmas tree?
Also me: Oh look, it’s got a face. I’ll take two.
*In the interests of transparency, I didn’t buy them. I wouldn’t spend more than £2.50 on a fluffy Christmas tree.
@leowilkinson1 Thank you.
You’d never forget Mrs Baggit if you say ‘her’.
Sorry about the Jesus Jones earworm. There are worse songs to be stuck in your head, mind.