Juliette Collins

You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?

[Juliette Collins @IDontGiveAPram]

Proposal to get Sigmund Feud's title officially changed from "Father of Modern Psychology" to "Daddy of Modern Psychology". It's what he would have wanted.

[Dennis ✝️🎮🏀🏈 @RussNRoses]

Protestant;

Mary is not your mother - stinking normal & just as much like you & me. Forget about her !!!

The Apostles, Church Father, 2000 years of history, The OG Reformers (Luther, Zwingli & Calvin) & about 85% of Christians that ever existed on Mary:

[Juliette Collins @IDontGiveAPram]

Jesus started his public ministry early because of the preference of a woman.

Sad to see the trad Caths dying on this embarrassing hill of black/white gender roles. Theology of gender requires mystery and nuance, but perhaps some have not yet acquired these feminine skills.

[Mike Pantile @mikepantile]

Dying to self actually means making decisions that aren’t easy that are for the spiritual benefit of your family.

Which may include making your wife upset temporarily.

Effeminacy and irresponsibility are sins of the fall. Let’s just call it what it is.

[Juliette Collins @IDontGiveAPram]

@kelly_o_edwards We need to value genuine, platonic friendships among the sexes. Most devout young men and women are not taught how to relate to each other outside of a romantic context. If we esteemed co-ed friendships (instead of implicitly discouraging them) relationships would follow.

[Juliette Collins @IDontGiveAPram]

I kid you not, I am literally listening to Landslide rn…

[TMZ @TMZ]

Gisele Bündchen Marries Joaquim Valente https://t.co/ypFSrLnuhu

[Juliette Collins @IDontGiveAPram]

I don’t know what it feels like to bring home the spoils of war, but I would imagine it’s not dissimilar to presenting a scented candle to my husband after absolutely DOMINATING a baby shower game.

[Juliette Collins @IDontGiveAPram]

Kansas City trying to beat us at our own game with these trick plays and going for it on 4th down… ALEXA, PLAY “Father Figure” BY TAYLOR SWIFT #Lions

[Juliette Collins @IDontGiveAPram]

Just got this text from my (very beautiful) sister who is currently 9 months pregnant with her 4th son.

Gentlemen, romance your wives or the all powerful rizz lords of Trader Joe’s will do it for you…

[George M Johnson Garçon @IamGMJohnson]

Empathy for people who would spit on your grave is a choice.

[Juliette Collins @IDontGiveAPram]

“Let them eat vinegar.”
- Me, an absolute menace in the fly-catching community

[Juliette Collins @IDontGiveAPram]

LIONS WIN SUPER BOWL!!! BY TRANSITIVE PROPERTY !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Juliette Collins @IDontGiveAPram]

Coke is so fricken good, I honestly 100% get why they named a drug after it

[Juliette Collins @IDontGiveAPram]

Wat if I just start saying “bye Felicia” again? Wat then?

[Juliette Collins @IDontGiveAPram]

My life has gradually turned into a high stakes game of “How Long Can I Get Away With Not Having a LinkedIn?”

[Juliette Collins @IDontGiveAPram]

It’s giving Jesus.

[Juliette Collins @IDontGiveAPram]

Me after sneezing at work today and having no one say “bless you”

[Juliette Collins @IDontGiveAPram]

@ThomasBurns02 🙃

[Juliette Collins @IDontGiveAPram]

My 18 yo cousin just texted me “fireball isn’t cheap” and I don’t know whether to rejoice over the innocence or cry over the tone deafness

[Juliette Collins @IDontGiveAPram]

I miss college.

[Juliette Collins @IDontGiveAPram]

I genuinely cannot believe that Disney looked at a film geared toward 5-7 year olds and thought:

“You know what would really sell this to our target audience?? A play on the word ‘Aristocrat’ “