Drunk Thoughts

I only post when I’m drunk... That’s a promise

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@holy_schnitt Two slices Aunt Millie’s 100% Whole Wheat bread, both slices slathered with Hellmann’s mayonnaise, Oscar Mayer cold cut ham, Sargento pepperjack cheese, heavy dijon mustard. Almost makes me cream my dockers just thinking about it

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@thisisnotkyle1 Cuz I’m scared of your fist

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Drank a few beers tonight. Instant reaction draft grades upcoming

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@thisisnotkyle1 Is that a promise? Might take it down to a D- if that’s the case

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@n8knee1dur What a joyful surprise that must’ve been. Happy for you!

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@n8knee1dur You forgot to mention Terrion Arnold, I’m sure that’s just an oversight on your part.

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Thanks for everyone showing up and showing out. This is a tradition I hold dear, and one I hope to continue for years to come. Shoutout @cashew893 for the synopsis of picks 9 & 25

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32. Carolina Panthers - WR Xavier Legette. D+ Panthers want to build around Bryce Young, and Legette gets to stay close to home. His family is probably all Panthers fans, so they’re probably gonna hate him when he sucks. Tough break buddy, but get used to it.

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@n8knee1dur @thisisnotkyle1 Because I am the direct descendant of Pythia at Delphi, the original Oracle of Ancient Greece. My family have been seers of the future since the year 362 AD, Pythia’s last prophecy. I am the last remaining heir to Pythia at Delphi. So if you must know, here’s your answer

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@thisisnotkyle1 @n8knee1dur Not bust