Isla Mercer

Mainly telly and public transport.

[Visit Wakefield™ @Visit_Wakefield]

Finally, thanks to AI, we can put to bed that age old question.

[⋆˚࿔ 𝓐lexis 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @mupbrina]

“You block people over politics?” I’ll block people if they say something too mean about a Muppet

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Everybody in Europe right now. 😳👇

[Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight]

BREAKING: everyone is allowed have a little cigarette today just to keep them going

[Eleanor Morton ($8) @EleanorMorton]

Tfw you're Scottish and you hear bagpipes

[Ed McCosh @EdMc_Cosh]

USA: Colossal, era-defining election, division, disruption, the lingering threat of unrest, people full of opinions and uncertainty

UK: You seen the size of Gary Barlow's son? He's fucking massive

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

Honestly, after all these years this bit is still the best analogy for Trump.

[Paul Johnson @paul__johnson]

One view:

‘The partygate scandal was overblown’ - Kemi Badenoch

Another view:

[Isla Mercer @IEMerce]

@jowhiley Loving the interview with you and @msmirandasawyer right now. Especially as a female indie fan in male environment back then - clinging to Shirley Manson struck a chord !

[Dzintra - Author @DzintraSullivan]

There's a new guy at work named Wayne Bruce, and I said, "Ah, Manbat, my old nemesis."

Nobody got it.

My talents are wasted there.

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Thanks for asking but this isn’t my cat

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

me: [texting] hey sorry but my powerful enemy just said “seize him” to all his underlings

boss: what time can you be here

me: i dunno man they’re seizing me like right now

boss: we’re short staffed today

me: i’m getting seized

[Isla Mercer @IEMerce]

Wonderful Dusty Springfield footage on @BBCTwo tonight. One of her last performances on @BBCLater with @AlisonMoyet & Sinead O’Connor providing backing vocals was incredibly moving.

[Isla Mercer @IEMerce]

@stevenperkins …and yet you’ll probably sleep for 3 hours & still find yourself wide awake again at 4am. The joys.

[Isla Mercer @IEMerce]

@Nataliealana87 Dirty Bones on Denman St - the Mac Daddy & Lamb Fries in particular

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

There is nothing that defines what it means to be British in 2024 than middle-aged men getting angry about the lineups of modern music festivals they aren't even fucking going to.

[Jamie Allerton @JayAllerton]

Dear Apple please buy Mindhunter from those Netflix chumps and do Season 3 I promise I’ll keep the subscription past the free trial

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

God help us