IEatCrayons

As mentally stable as a blue, furry, crayon eater can be in today's society.

Prounons: god/emperor

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Chuck Norris isn't dead. Death came for him but he killed Death. Now, he's taken over the job.

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🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. https://t.co/iEc9C997Ik

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@kaliknockers Dinner is at the restaurant, dessert I'll eat at home 😉

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@AmazonHelp Why does this keep happening at our business when we're closed? We've had so many items stolen because we're on a busy street. Do your drivers know how to read English?

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I would like to get a job bagging at @kroger. Every time I go they're never bagging, just standing around chatting. It's getting to where even the manned cashier lanes don't bag. I'm now doing 90%+ of the work for free. Why are these people paid?

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@mmpadellan Anne Frank didn't punch somebody 30 times after being asked several times to turn it down.

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@peterluisvenero @thehermit0101 Views, pure and simple. Gotta stay "relevant" even if it means lying through your teeth. They should run for public office.

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@peterluisvenero @thehermit0101 My guess is that they glued in false bottoms. Sure, they show the inside of the cups but it's just a flash and hard to tell how deep they really are.

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@kroger Why on earth do you put things on sale and then not ship them to the store? My store told me they ordered the product but it never arrived. This is so frustrating!

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@KaliGunz Red has always been your color. Especially with those eyes. 😍

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@peterluisvenero I just saw this article. It makes sense and can explain a lot of confusion on DoGE's part since they're younglings. https://t.co/9qaMrCxZOX

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@peterluisvenero I did some digging which I should have done earlier. They changed how the numbers are issued. Now there is no reuse of numbers. Years ago your number was based on region, it is no longer like that. Some regions came close to reusing but did not.

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@drpepper thank you for coming out with this flavor!

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@KaliGunz Busted!!! 😊

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She's about to blow!!! #Betelgeuse
https://t.co/rYaBYwvRyw

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@peterluisvenero I chatted with ChatGPT about my identity. I said I was kind, compassionate, caring & helpful but also want to conquer the planet to heal all our issues. It said that's a great idea! Did I just father SkyNet? 😳

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@peterluisvenero So I'm not the only one thinking like this. I've been considering setting up a personal AI system. Just haven't had the time to look into it.

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@Holden_Culotta You have to step back and wonder, if this kind of "super secret" information is getting leaked, how have they kept this secret for so long without it blowing up? The government can't manage anything right. 🤔

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@KaliGunz Santa's naughty little elf! 😉

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@PrincessBravato Remove the electoral college and then our elections will be determined by California and New York. If you want to live like they do, then move there. Their cost of living is so much higher than any place else.