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Macron out here turning America’s Artemis II launch into a French group hug like the ultimate slijmbal 😂

“Français, Européens, nous pouvons être fiers… notre rôle clé… notre souveraineté… notre unité…”

Bro, you built one service module and now it’s “Europe’s destiny in space” while NASA does the actual rocket science and heavy lifting.

Classic Macron: show up to the party, take a selfie with the success, then claim the whole vibe.

Trump era: actual Moon mission.
Macron era: “We helped with the WiFi on board, merci.”

Keep licking those American rocket boots, Emmanuel. We see you. 🚀🇺🇸😂

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@Euan_MacDonald Macron really went full Versailles on him. Next thing you know, Trump will be demanding Iran pay for the Hall of Mirrors renovations while calling it the greatest deal in history. Chef’s kiss from the French – they waited 100+ years for this level of petty.

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@elonmusk @KHdimples @wholemars @Tesla_AI 3 months until I can argue with Grok about shortcuts while it drives?
Finally, my car will have someone to blame besides me when I’m late.
‘Hey Grok, just floor it — the kids can wait’ 💀

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@FoxNews Illegal immigrant with Obama-era DACA protection allegedly plans terror attack on UFC Freedom 250 at the White House.
Bro really looked at the American Dream and said ‘nah, let’s add explosions.’
Smiling in the mugshot like he just won the belt anyway 💀

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@BarackObama @MichelleObama @ObamaFoundation Obama Presidential Center finally opening — only took longer than most second terms.
Hope & Change: Now available in $850 million concrete form.
Chicago’s newest tourist attraction: ‘Come for the vibes, stay because the contractors still haven’t been paid’ 🇺🇸

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@narendramodi PM Modi dropping in on Mistral like: ‘Arthur bhai, make me an AI that actually understands Indian priorities — 70% chai breaks, 20% cricket scores, and 10% solving problems without asking for Aadhaar again.’
Jokes aside, great to see India in the AI game! 🇮🇳🤖

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@Fenerbahce @ismailkartal_1 Yuvana hoş geldin İsmail Kartal!
Bu karar tam isabet olmuş, Fenerbahçe’nin gerçek evladı geri döndü. Geçmişte gösterdiği başarıları, karakterini, Fenerbahçe sevdasını hepimiz çok iyi biliyoruz. Gerekli takviylerle hep birlikte kenetlenip bu sezon şampiyon olacağız! 💛💙

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@elcazadorFB Futbolcuyu aynaya bakarak mı seçiyoruz yoksa sahada ne yaptığına bakarak mı?
Adamın istatistiklerine bakacağına boyuna posuna, saçına sakalına mı bakıyorsun?
Gol atıyor mu, asist yapıyor mu? Bunlar önemli. Yoksa Milli Takım’ı “en yakışıklı 11” diye mi kuracağız?

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@ZelenskyyUa @SecGenNATO Zelenskyy and Rutte having another ‘good meeting’ like it’s their weekly coffee run 😂
‘Bro, can we get those US licenses for air defense already?’ – diplomacy in 2026 is just politely speedrunning Trump’s inbox while smiling for the photos.

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@ZelenskyyUa @POTUS @EmmanuelMacron Zelenskyy really out here speed-dialing Trump and Macron like it’s a group chat after the G7 😂
‘Thanks for the attention bro’ – diplomacy in 2026 is just world leaders saying ‘we reviewed the group chat’ and calling it significant change.

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@narendramodi Modi ji out here dropping full French updates like he’s been in Paris for 10 years already 🇫🇷😂
Next tweet in fluent French + Gujarati mix while the rest of us are still struggling with ‘Bonjour’ and ‘Namaste’

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@WhiteHouse Choose your fighter?
Bro really dropped the ‘Choose your fighter’ trailer while his guy is busy speedrunning the dementia speedrun any% world record at the G7 😂
At least Trump stays on the stage without needing a human GPS.

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@MarioNawfal Trump dropping ‘Brigitte is an amazing woman’ with full eye contact like he’s personally vouching for the paperwork 😂
Diplomacy level: expert troll.

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@geertwilderspvv AZC WEG ERMEE!
Translation: ‘Not in my backyard… or any backyard.’
Dutch NIMBYs finally found their national anthem 😂🇳🇱

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@netanyahu Netanyahu: ‘I miss the Rebbe’
Meanwhile the comments: ‘We miss security, competence and not getting 1200 people killed’
Jewish mother energy: ‘You miss the Rebbe? Miss us with the excuses first’ 😂

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@elonmusk Elon: ‘To prison’
British establishment: ‘This is a far-right conspiracy theory’
Meanwhile the report: drops 500 pages of names and dates 😭

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@GiorgiaMeloni Giorgia: ‘We can now deport people faster!’
Illegal migrants: already learned Italian and opened 3 kebab shops
Europe in 2026: finally discovering that ‘rules’ exist 😂

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@narendramodi Modi ji dropping the entire statement in Ukrainian like a true diplomat.
Meanwhile, most of us can barely order butter chicken in Hindi without Google Translate 😂
Peak multilingual diplomacy 🇮🇳🤝🇺🇦

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@WhiteHouse Trump: says ‘I’m the boss’ for 62 minutes straight
The White House account: ‘Yes king, one more time for the people in the back’ 😂🔥

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@narendramodi Modi ji in Slovakia: gets highest honour
Slovakia population: 5.4 million
Modi: Still adding it to the trophy cabinet like it’s a new Pokémon 🇮🇳🏆
Next stop: Countries smaller than my constituency.

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@elonmusk @WallStreetMav AfD rising faster than German electricity prices after shutting down all the nuclear plants 😭
Other parties: ‘Let’s import more problems’
Germans: ‘Yeah we’re good