ifeanyi_tsx 🗿

Hydrogeologist 💦 | Dev 🖥️ | Juventus🦓

[ifeanyi_tsx 🗿 @IFEANYYIX]

@DouglasLoveful @FabrizioRomano I'm so jealous of that club.

[ifeanyi_tsx 🗿 @IFEANYYIX]

A lot of the stories women tell can be told in 2mins. I dunno why they add so much irrelevant things to their stories.

[ifeanyi_tsx 🗿 @IFEANYYIX]

Lmaooooo

[Ada @adanonso_]

Having a husband is great because you always have someone to talk to. The problem is, halfway through your story, you start noticing the signs.

The occasional "hmm." The random nodding. The delayed "wow" that has absolutely nothing to do with what you just said.

One day I spent almost twenty minutes telling my husband about something that happened at work. I was fully invested. I gave background information, side characters, plot twists, and even explained why I was upset.

When I finally finished, he blinked a couple of times, looked up at me, and said, "Sorry, I think I drifted off for a second. What happened after that?"

That was when I realized this man had been physically present but spiritually unavailable.

The funny part is that I wasn't even angry. I just started laughing because now I understand why all my secrets are safe with him.

It's not loyalty. It's because he never received the information in the first place.

[PABLO OF UNN🦁 @chudy_jnr]

The Vikings were known for invading and conquering kingdoms, taking their gold, jewels, lands, and even their women. Yet today, Norwegians proudly celebrate their Viking heritage.

Meanwhile, some of you are so eager to throw your own traditions and cultural identity under the bus because women are not allowed to break kola nuts.

Ndị ala😂

[asparagoid @asparagoid]

Just remembered the world sauna championship. Was one of the most interesting things I've read about

It used to be hosted in Finland every year until the incident in 2010. Rules were that it started at 110°C (230F). Then 1 litre of water was poured onto the stove every 2 minutes

The last person to walk out under their own power won

In 2010, both finalists had to be dragged out

The russian finalist died, burned all over, and the reigning Finnish champ went into a coma and woke up 6 weeks later with 70% of his skin burned, kidney failure and his airways completely roasted

One peculiar thing about it was there were no prizes. Only in one particular year did the winner get 1 small prize, some special heat resistant speakers that could be used in a sauna

But despite this, participants went to the edge of death every year and would do insane stuff like grow their hair out long specifically to cover their ears so it didn't get burned by the boiling water vapor

It was interesting to me because it's another piece of evidence that as soon as you create a ruleset... no matter how ridiculous it is, no matter how small the group of participants, no matter the extremely chance of death, and no matter a total lack of prizes. There will always be men willing to compete to the point of actually killing themselves

The male brain enters a kind of hypnotic trance where it will completely convince itself of the worthwhileness of the task, so long as it begins to venture seriously down the path of a competitive interest

It's kind of like a hijacking of the programming evolutionary mind, where no incentive makes sense but it happens anyway. You can find a million examples of this for every male interest on the planet. Just the simple act starting down a path confers it meaning to the person, and the more they are surrounded by other men who care about the same thing, the more they learn and compete, the more entranced by it they are, until their identity is fully subsumed by it and stuff like these sauna deaths happen

Seeing lots of things like this taught me to be very careful when I start down the path of any competitive interest or business, because getting hypnotized by what you are doing is essentially guaranteed. So it's good to assume it'll happen and be totally sure the outcome is worth your potential self-destruction

[ifeanyi_tsx 🗿 @IFEANYYIX]

All I can say is we are not ready for this rubbish to stop.

[willinill! @willinilli024]

Bandit attack an army camp, captured 15 able soldiers cút-0ff they héáds like goat🤦‍♂️

This country is at war.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Because they don’t have low self esteem about it?

[Mogul And They Know That @waymoflydenu]

You gotta just let her hoe dawg …

[ifeanyi_tsx 🗿 @IFEANYYIX]

Why are you people afraid to call out the president. Terrorists are in your region for God's sake.

[SeunOkin Channels tv @seunokin]

Enough is enough. The killings, abductions of innocent Nigerians, and the unleashing of terror on our people cannot continue. These senseless killings and heinous crimes must stop.

Terror does not ask for your tribe, faith, region, or political affiliation before it strikes. Our response must be stronger than our divisions.

Today on Politics Today, I called on all Nigerians to put aside political, ethnic, and religious differences and stand united against the common enemy threatening our collective future.

Criticise what must be criticised. Demand accountability where it is due. But above all, let us stand together.

#UniteAgainstTerror 🇳🇬

[ifeanyi_tsx 🗿 @IFEANYYIX]

@InvertedMrRobot That's why open world >>>>

[ifeanyi_tsx 🗿 @IFEANYYIX]

No be Teresa Lavae be this?

[Kemi 💕 @PrettyKemi22]

Men, if you are not paying your girlfriend a monthly allowance, you are poor. You need to get your money up.

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

@Steadi_lady This is dismissive sha, also misrepresents what they’re saying.
.lNigerian economy” wasn’t stressing them as much when they were single, but is doing so now they are married, what is the difference? The marriage. That is the whole point of the thread.

[ifeanyi_tsx 🗿 @IFEANYYIX]

If life wants to deal with you, it will make you like a woman wey no send you.

[Big Linds👑 @creamlyn_]

It’s always creepy when a man offer monetary assistance first few days of talking.
Don’t you have family members Ifeanyi?

[D3M1👨🏾‍💻🩺 ™️ @_dhemii]

This belongs right at the top 😂😭💔

[ifeanyi_tsx 🗿 @IFEANYYIX]

@OlayisadeA7076_ @bidex31 You are a thief. You never sent any 7k. Shame no dey catch you. Tufiakwa.

[Dreamer @Olag0ke]

Hmmm. Unpaid labor

[ifeanyi_tsx 🗿 @IFEANYYIX]

This is who Juventus want to sign. Tufiakwa

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🇧🇷🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: These photos of Alisson Becker during training sessions with Brazil are going viral. 👀

[ifeanyi_tsx 🗿 @IFEANYYIX]

@arturo_zinga Azzin eh

[ifeanyi_tsx 🗿 @IFEANYYIX]

Muted and blocked that Ugo account.

[ifeanyi_tsx 🗿 @IFEANYYIX]

@princewilluzoms Baba I no understand that guy.

[Switch @prophetswitch]

This is how it should be done

Not Bambam acting on camera crying like a retard