Her ‘No Child Lost to Social Media’ speech hits different when her own kids are all over IG to save her failed grift. Hypocrisy Level : EXPERT‼️ #VANITYFAIL
Oof, Zandi. Senior Lieutenant of the "I Can't Confirm or Deny But Here's My Wink-Wink" Division, we see you, queen. 🫡You spent the lead-up absolutely bragging about this retreat — subtle (and not-so-subtle) flexes, countdowns, "this is going to change everything" vibes — only for the big weekend to arrive and drop this masterpiece of copium. Stay mysterious though. The timeline needs its daily dose of second-hand embarrassment. 😂💕 #WhateverZandi #ZandiXMarkled #SussexSquadFail
@Dogman896817121 Yeah! That self-appointed hero moment just slammed into reality — turns out the whole mission was a 'trap', and now it’s full emergency stop. Lt. Zandi you're dismissed. 😊
@Gooie2021 Yeah! she’s turning a VIP ticket into a full James Bond op. Whether she went or not is zero stakes, but the drama she's trying to create around it? Chef’s kiss. Reminds me of ykw.
@MrsMlGGlNS Yeah, most likely not! It's peak dramatic not to confirm or deny the retreat… but then it’s definitely the most amazing, life-changing, remember-forever weekend ever. 😂😅
@DrVanSSteiner Her entire situation is peak Schrödinger’s Cat energy. She’s put her attendance in a sealed box.
Inside that box, the cat is both at the retreat and not at the retreat at the same time. 😂😅