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I am a chronic over sharer. I should probably care what comes out of mouth, but I don't. I'm the funniest person I know. I also can be found over at #MAU

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@nuekerk Ermmm. I think it’s the Stevie Nicks phase of your life.

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@adamcarolla I don’t really listen. But my husband sent me your 12.9 show and at minute 10.05 you talk about teachers. Can I use that clip for the teachers I work with? Also. I hope you actually read your tweets like @VinnieTortorich when you’re sitting on the pot.

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Asked the 5yo how many kids are in his class. He said: 3 girls and 60 boys. I think every #kindergarten teacher would agree. #momlife #boymom @gerrybrooksprin

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They hear the Buttprobe electrifying.

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Sitting in #Barnesandnoblebooksellers and 4YO yells: I see the beard in your nose mom!!!!!

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@RiddimMadiba @MAUPodcast

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The best part about asking a 4YO what they are thinking about is, they tell you. For example I got a run down of what 4YO was indeed thinking about. It involved crabs, rocks and a beach. Dude. We live in wyoming.

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Welp. Im finally the weight I’ve been saying I am on my drivers license. I have a long way to go. But I no longer feel like a liar or a cheat. #nsng #keto #lowcarb #highfat

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4YO pushes bathroom door open (whilst I’m in a wardrobe change) and yells I see your butt cheeks. Ewwww. Um. Privacy? Oh yeah. That doesn’t exist.

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No #DMJH

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12YO immediately found the mashed cauliflower under her Mac-&-cheese. I’ve failed at feeding my brethren vegetables.

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Saying your kids’ lunch is gourmet with crispy edges sounds way better than I burned the hot pocket.

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On a walk w/4YO. He spots a scoop your poop sign and immediately says: if that dog poops the mom has to clean it up. Yup. #momlife

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#firstborn breakfast vs #secondchild For. Real.

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4YO just said: mom, when you’re a grown up like dad….um. First. Of. All. No. You’re right. #momlife

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For real. #firstborn vs #secondchild #mommingainteasy #momlife

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And this morning he tells me I’m not invited to have Jesus juice with him if I’m not nice today.

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Driving down a Main Street and husband notices the new coffee hut in a church parking lot. He says: huh. Jesus Juice. #thisiswhyImarriedhim

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4YO drops handful of goldfish and says: I can’t find them anywhere. Sorry. Whilst standing among minefield of dropped goldfish. 🤦🏽‍♀️ #momlife