Ian Brown

XML apologist. Erlang enthusiast. Currently JVMs & Performance stuff at @Netflix. Previously JVMs & performative stuff at @Twitter. He/him.

[Ian Brown @igb]

Getting rad with my girl. https://t.co/YEQdQkORGd

[Ian Brown @igb]

We’d only have to guillotine, like, one billionaire and then the rest of them would probably fall in line pretty quick.

[Ian Brown @igb]

@elonmusk @benarroch_joe Hey Joe, you know people live all around there, right?

[Christopher J. Beale @realchrisjbeale]

Imagine no more. This is my life now.

[Christopher J. Beale @realchrisjbeale]

Here’s another angle I forgot I had that shows the X strobing.

Also, my apartment building needs a bath.

[Ian Brown @igb]

@dagskeenan @kdspaul @realchrisjbeale A trebuchet seems like the easiest way to…uh…"hack" the sign.

[kiran paul @kdspaul]

@realchrisjbeale Hackathon at your place to try and figure out all the ways to disable it?

[Christopher J. Beale @realchrisjbeale]

Imagine no more. This is my life now.

[Ian Brown @igb]

😀 https://t.co/bTR1IymZd1

[Ian Brown @igb]

😀 https://t.co/bTR1IymZd1

[Ian Brown @igb]

.@gwestr you fucking legend!

https://t.co/bTR1IymZd1

[Ian Brown @igb]

Simplify.

[Linda Yaccarino @lindayaX]

X is the future state of unlimited interactivity – centered in audio, video, messaging, payments/banking – creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, services, and opportunities. Powered by AI, X will connect us all in ways we’re just beginning to imagine.

[Ian Brown @igb]

Like birds? Hate Elon Musk? Well, then, buddy, @ChazCasual has just the T-shirt for you!

https://t.co/zvwYyEBJ1X

[parker lyons @tweetsbyparker]

get this shit off my linkedin

[parker lyons @tweetsbyparker]

i’m sorry i can’t think of a joke funnier than twitter failing to get the necessary permits to change their building signage and the police shutting it down just in time for “er” to remain

[Ian Brown @igb]

@ChazCasual I like @44’s idea!

[Ian Brown @igb]

@jack So take a seat @jack, and stop tweeting dumb shit like this.

[jack @jack]

keep calm and just x through it

[Ian Brown @igb]

@jack You set up the end of of all of this for the most petty and selfish of reasons, without a care, without a thought, even, for all the people who actually made this website what is was.