sasha solomon

#1 at funny best comedian. professional dingus

queen of graphql. prev tech lead/staff eng @twitter, @medium, @pierrecomputer

ig: @thesachee bsky: @sachee.dev

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My bedside table

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should we be wiping with the glue part of the toilet paper is that good

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@Waffle_Otter mmm yes you're right

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i have a recurring nightmare where i drop a case of diet coke and wake up in a cold sweat

someone help me interpret this??

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the very niche itysl + wheel of time crossover

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robert jordan writing wheel of time

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robert jordan writing wheel of time

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it all started with jynx and mr mime and it was a slippery slope from there

now it's just sexy bipedal birds

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we were so obsessed with if we *could* make pokémon fuckable we never asked ourselves if we *should* make pokémon fuckable

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idk what stage of life this is but i'm lint rolling my dog's sweater of his own dog hair for family photos

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like maybe i spelled it right or maybe it's weiner idk

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wiener feels like it's always spelled wrong no matter how you spell it

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i think there are different types of cringe

there’s being authentic even if it’s silly and then there’s whatever clavicular is

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protect your nymph boys everyone

just can’t believe what’s happened to timothee even the most elfish boy you know isn’t safe

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i'd probably win the olympics tbh

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a group of 2-3 men is called a podcast but a group of 4+ men? that's a startup

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*me flipping through shows*

now whoooo to have a parasocial relationship with

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@jeduan @HeliumComedyPdx i took a class because i'm an anxious wreck (also did a few open mics)

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she’s a comedienne now???

i did my first ever stand-up comedy set @heliumcomedypdx and i finally got around to posting a clip

totally normal answer

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daylight will never truly be saved until we rid the world of morning people

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i still feel confident in my decision not to commit to the bermuda jorts trend

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i'm thankful for getting blasted by this baja

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will i get banned from family gatherings if i bring the taco bell baja blast pie to thanksgiving