Gekonge Otwori Esq.

1st Rtd. El presidente @Catholic university school of law,
Founder @SheriaMtaani🇰🇪
Human Rights Defender
@KUSO Legal Officer 2021

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

There is this Japanese saying “The Universe protect you in a way that looks like bad luck at first. Trust the detour”

[Deadly Law @DeadlyLaw]

Networking without competence is just delayed embarrassment.

[Jakochia Esq @Esq_Dalmas_J]

A sister is in urgent need of our help. Claudia Achieng' Otieno @Achiiiii_C is a bona fide student of Kenya School of Law ATP Class of 2026 Admission 20261074.

However she's unable to raise and clear her fee arrears of Kshs. 65,000 before she's cleared to sit for oral exams beginning next month.

The deadline for clearing the balance is the last week of June and she's appealing for our assistance to clear the financial impediment.

Any financial assistance to be sent through her registered number 0799 936 308. You can also reach out to her vide the number for further clarity and verification.

Thank you! Retweet.

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 @Weeleey6]

Radio jambo wame cancel interview ya sifuna alafu spice Fm wakamfix mahali mbio mbio. Pana chesaa!😂😂🔥

[O.G™ 🤎 @Omogbolahann_]

Apart from marrying a good person,also pray that you marry into a good family, Family matters a lot.

[LaBan @laban_ach]

I swear I have been working on 5-page submissions for about 2.5 hrs now, along with the list of authorities and case digest.

This is why I find Advocates who undercut just as prima facie idiots.
Coz bro, how much is your billable hour?

BILLING IS EVERYTHING! Know your value

[Words of Wise | Mindset Coach @Wordofwise_]

“Never trust a person who betrays others. Even if he betrayed them for you.”

— Niccolò Machiavelli

[B.O.D @bod_repuplic]

Once you see the red flags, stay quiet, enjoy the sex, and plan your exit strategically.

[Orni🍀 @Meetrichy1]

If you are the bread winner in your family, try to eat the bread too, you are not a slave.

[Gentle Chaos💋🦋 @Jojooo1312]

Naona litigation lawyers wanasema be everything else but don't be referred to as that cheap lawyer😂

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize People get rewarded for being Visible, not Valuable

[Halimah Salmah @MaleAdvocate28]

It's Rude to ask for a favor from someone you don't check on.

And it's more rude to check on someone when you need a favor.

[GlennØ🇰🇪 @glennotiende]

Watu wa motorbike expensive wanadhaningi ziko Kwa class separate

Bado ni nduthi bro

[Eric Muriuki @Benign_Overlord]

Weather for 2 imenipata pale pale tena. Submissions, replying affidavits, notices of motion, petitions na plaints.

[Silver Fox 🦊 @livin_omanga]

Thank God for virtual courts. Hizi ndio zingekuwa scenes sai na client file kuenda Milimani 😂😂

[Professor Azeem Majeed @Azeem_Majeed]

I've always told my PhD students that a PhD is a marathon and not a sprint. Now that Sabastian Sawe has run the London Marathon in under 2 hours, I'll need to think of something else to tell them.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

[Tobechi Ogazi, Esq. @TobechiOgazi]

At some point every lawyer stops asking "why is the system like this" and starts billing for navigating it.

[Joshua Kimani @Joshuakimanii]

Opening statement by SC Ongoya;

“I have reflected on a number of unjust trials in human history.

1. The trial of Sir Thomas More
2. The trial of Socrates
3. The trial of Jesus Christ

One element characterizes these trials; They are carried out with predetermined outcomes.”

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

When you report someone to the police, don’t forget the important phrase:

“He said he is not afraid, even if the whole police station comes.” 😂😂