Hannah Rose

Bad girl. Good woman. Writer. Poet. Comic. IG: hannahrose_comedy

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Dear 18 year old me, You did it. Keep going.

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@TJMTJM1 OH MY GOD LOOK AT

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Just know that whatever car(s) you drove while we dated…I’ll be breaking my neck looking for you in them for the rest of my life. #Breakups #allofyou

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“You look like your dad owns a boat, I can tell by your shirt.” - #comedians #ctcomedy #standupcomedy

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When you get home from a first date and the group chat is full of questions and getting restless…

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Bah! Been there.

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

My son was sitting like this at dinner and we kept asking if he was ok. Thought he might be tired, then started worrying he was upset or not feeling well. Reader, he was READING. He is SNEAKING BOOKS 😍

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When the comic starts with, “I wasn’t planning on doing jokes tonight. I’m thinking going straight to breakdown…” …it’s gonna be a rough set.

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Got home this afternoon and my flannel smelled like Burberry and weed. Happy Holidays!

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“Oh my god, you’re such a fucking creep.” - Me, to spiders.

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When the DM says, “Bring an extra character…just in case.” #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #rollforinitiative #roll20

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David Tennant with his hands in his pockets and his tie in the wind. Just…David Tennant 🥵Whew!

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Introducing your new guy to your oldest friend be like,

Him: Your best friend called me a dick bag today. 🫤

Me: Awww! That means she likes you! 🤗

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I do not need help. I am totally capable of doing this alone. There’s no such thing as “boy jobs”. My mama didn’t raise no bitch. I do not need help. 😬

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

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No notes.

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

i think heaven is a dive bar filled with my best friends

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Still the most savage comeback I’ve ever heard.

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I’m good at this AND it’s fun! 🤩 whew. Who knew?
IG: hannahRose_comedy

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I’m getting like, really good at this. #standupcomedy -#standupcomedian #standupct