I Have To Poop

[The Problematic 5000 @Problematic5000]

My mom has been congratulating me on every poop I've taken since 1983 and I'm a walking ball of confidence.

[Amber @amburgklur]

Thinking of becoming a lesbian because I'm sick of pooping real poop I'd rather poop glitter rainbows.

[seven @cacajuice]

Wow this poop came out flawlessly and smooth

[I Have To Poop @IHTP]

You ever stand up quickly to try and get away from a painful deuce? #poop

[I Have To Poop @IHTP]

RT @kerri_cloninger: I have to poop.

[I Have To Poop @IHTP]

Boss seems to think I spend too much time in the bathroom...

[I Have To Poop @IHTP]

RT @nfatout: Woke up this morning with no poop in my butt. Gonna be a good day.

[I Have To Poop @IHTP]

The guy in the stall next to me sounds like he is throwing mashed potatoes against the wall. #gross

[I Have To Poop @IHTP]

Pretty sure that's not just a fart... #poop #emergency

[Glamour Lovato✨ @GIamourLovato]

Just took a huge ass poop. #feelsgood

[I Have To Poop @IHTP]

RT @delaniflannagan: Got to take the biggest poop right now 😁😰💩💩

[I Have To Poop @IHTP]

RT @the_gingerhawk: I have to poop so bad. 😖

[I Have To Poop @IHTP]

The guy in the stall next to me just sneeze-farted. #awkward

[I Have To Poop @IHTP]

I have to poop.