thomas

[mousie @mousiechu]

lingerie is much more erotic than full nudity

[thomas @IHateXAndStuff]

#StillNeedThatThough

[thomas @IHateXAndStuff]

Super romantic till you remember what happens 3 seconds after this

[´ @o1xosk]

could be us

[thomas @IHateXAndStuff]

I gotta get laid

[thomas @IHateXAndStuff]

How I post every day

[SlimekrewBangladesh @SlimeKrewDaily]

my moot is having the worst day of his life bro

[thomas @IHateXAndStuff]

I’m still gonna make it doe 🔥

[thomas @IHateXAndStuff]

The universe is fucking my metaphorical pussy but not in a rhythmic or romantic way it’s more so in a way that it’s so hard that it’s unenjoyable and hurting my metaphorical cervix

[thomas @IHateXAndStuff]

Grown ass man being timid

[thomas @IHateXAndStuff]

@KimchiFidelity @rentdogs Thank you!!!

[thomas @IHateXAndStuff]

@_gurusandhu_ Dess in chapter 5

[thomas @IHateXAndStuff]

Had to get blood vessel in my nose cauterized and I coughed and a resident evil creature came out of my throat

[thomas @IHateXAndStuff]

@KimchiFidelity 😮

[thomas @IHateXAndStuff]

@babydaisy74 My life so fucked up but I’m keeping my head high

[thomas @IHateXAndStuff]

Cutting lemons at work and got random flashback of getting it sucked over my boxers and I sliced my finger open #IDontGiveAFuck #LetsDie

[thomas @IHateXAndStuff]

Stray thought of dyeing my hair to be a shade or two darker