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I am a dad to four kids and I like football... Also, I have a degree in Theology to occasionally I rant about that as well. #Blessed

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@ryanalbaugh @KaitlynSchiess Dang… You old

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@elonmuskI haven’t been on the tweets in a while but it occurs to me there wasn’t any neato/unique Twitter-Telsa interfacing and I wondered why? Can your cars do any cool tricks with Twitter now that you own both? U Tweet any a vehicle giveaways?

Missed opportunity my dude…

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@NWCarpenter Faith without doubts is dead

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@rollyafrica But being landlocked… this seems risky…🤷😂😂

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Every time all four kids are talking to me about four different things simultaneously…

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@rollyafrica What am I looking at here?

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@Suns @SHAQ

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As we got in the car, my oldest said “Let’s listen to 1900’s music!” Before I could ask him to clarify what he meant, he quickly followed that up with “… you know, stuff you listened to as a kid!”…

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My daughter asked if we could make white guy cookies…

… moments of instense concern ensue…

And then we realize she meant the Pillsbury dough boy… 😅😪

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@NWCarpenter I was annoyed Jay-Z didn’t make an appearance. I mean, Rihanna was great, but my favorite songs of hers include him rapping.

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@Tatted_Pastor I preface by saying I don’t really care… but…

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@DevinBook Do you really need a bigger target on your back my dude?

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@ryanalbaugh I mean… it’s kind of a drive my dude…

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@erichoke Which time?

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@kevinmnye1 I would sleep

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I love this sooo much…

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@singerunlimited If they grew up would they be politicians anymore?

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@theostoria Preach!

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@NFLFantasy This is why you are about to be booted from out league @DavidJR_Spaite

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@SportsCenter DHop and Hollywood Brown