Bc

[Bc @III_SLIM_III]

@Apple #stop

[GameStop @gamestop]

Couldn’t be more wrong

[Bc @III_SLIM_III]

@geckowo There’s a reason why northernlion is banned as background noise

[Bc @III_SLIM_III]

@Mhuyo A poster fell off the wall when I was a toddler and it was one of those perforated ones so it was kinda sharp. I crawled over it and cut my big toe; started bleeding so much by the time my parents came in I was covered in it. Now got a cute little scar on my toe

[Bc @III_SLIM_III]

@miathebandit Sorry for it only being two pumps we can go again in an hour if you want 😔

[Bc @III_SLIM_III]

#satanshoes I wonder if it’s the blood of virgins

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

if u want the 666th pair of the satan shoes quote this tweet and use #satanshoes to be entered and I’ll pick someone by thursday 🏹❤️

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

I wish the Earth was flat. I’m tired of having my dick in some sodden pussy only for the Earth to rotate and throw me off balance popping my cock out and looking like an idiot

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

i want to be successful more out of spite than ambition

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Just checked the Santa Tracker. He’s at her house. Right now. Fuck my life man.

💔

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

getting a mcrib removed so i can mcsuck my dick

[SMii7Y @SMii7Y]

i have the personality of a semi defrosted chicken breast

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

when i was a movie theatre projectionist, the other projectionist, Matt, would bring clam chowder for lunch every single day, refusing to put it in the fridge even though the projection hallway was well over 100°

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

i have already nutted fifty three times this month

[Quackity @Quackity]

my phones dying and im getting pretty jealous