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Up there for thinkin'...down there for dancin'

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Got so many decent photos of @Pink last night but I love this one.

5th time of seeing Pink and she literally is like a fine wine...

#PinkLiverpool #Pink #Liverpool #Anfield #BeautifulTraumaTour #photography #photooftheday

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Tim - I like petite blondes.

Also Tim - Turns up as characters from UK sitcoms.

Tonight Compo from Last of the Summer Wine.

#MAFSAU #MAFS

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@TicketmasterUK are you going to rebrand as Toutmaster?

Given you're ripping people off with your holding back tickets and selling on for a higher price??

#Oasis #OasisLive25 #Ticketmaster #touts

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@evridelivery I thought when Hermes changed its name it might change its standards too. Apparently not.

One knock and a treadmill left on my driveway. I'm away from the house today, it's raining and this is totally unacceptable.

Allegedly delivery was attempted last night.

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Marrying someone without meeting him...fine.

Marrying someone you don't know in the wrong shirt...CALL IT OFF

#marriedatfirstsight

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@TheSun

Any comment on this? Would you like to run this on your front page?

Or don't you turn on your own?

https://t.co/1ggN9GepQf

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@EamonnHolmes Are you ever going to tell us what you do know?

Because you sure as hell didn't tonight.

#GBNews

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@asda what's the deal with that new ad?

He must have passed an Asda while out and about?!
Where did he buy his food during those years? Surely that cost more than going to a different supermarket? Even if he shopped at @AldiUK he would have still spent a fair whack in that time.

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Has #aftersun @LoveIsland just spoilt the results of the vote before it aired?!?!?!

#spoileralert

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@TicketmasterUK *you ever

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@TicketmasterUK I love your enthusiasm but have youbever tried to buy tickets through your own website?

Give it a go.

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Ever ever so @Ticketmaster due to inactivity...this is what happens when you trust one company with all your tickets

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@Ticketmaster being ever so ticketmaster...

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Samie come sit by the firepit

I made a mistake and swapped some spit

Take me back, won't you please

So we can win Love Island and be on TVs.

#LoveIslandUK #loveIsland #poemfortom @LoveIsland

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#OverlapOnTour

Is Roy happy that Neighbours is making a comeback?

Who was his favourite character?

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@scouserfoley @fesshole Hahahha that is not me. I well fess up. I've no shame. You know that hahha.

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Can someone confirm if Matt Hancock got stung by a scorpion

I don't think he has mentioned it if he has...

#ImACeleb

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@O2 How? How did anyone manage to get through that shambles?

Do you have a deal with the touts?

Are you getting a cut of the Viagogo resales?

Bravo. Absolute joke.

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@Specsavers @O2 O2 have selective memories, it would seem.

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@O2 The presale may last for 48hrs but how many of the reported 5k tickets wl still be left??

Absolute joke.

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@O2 I don't see how...unless they're the bots that already have them up on Viagogo for extortionate resale prices.

Normal people don't stand a chance