Lexi Tessman

22 I Optimistic Realist I 363 I JPF ♡

[Lexi Tessman @III_VI_III]

I just found a great Blackjack game! http://t.co/bR05iRqcEG

[Lexi Tessman @III_VI_III]

Late night PB&J and catching up on @ABCFpll

[Katie Johnstone ☯ @katiejohnstone]

This is true.

[Lexi Tessman @III_VI_III]

Hey Plainville police, kindly get fucked. #FTP

[Ché 𖤐❥✞ @ItsGirllCode]

This is so great.

[Lexi Tessman @III_VI_III]

Cities of the Underworld is such a cool show. There's caverns for DAYS underneath some of these cities!

[Lexi Tessman @III_VI_III]

I could eat mashed potatoes multiple times a day every day and still never get sick of them. #noooooom

[Lexi Tessman @III_VI_III]

#clambakin

[Lexi Tessman @III_VI_III]

I could watch Bar Rescue for hours.

[Lexi Tessman @III_VI_III]

"People are fickle fucks" @OITNB

[Lexi Tessman @III_VI_III]

I'd kill to have Iggy Azalea's ass though. #bitchgotcake

[Lexi Tessman @III_VI_III]

Charlie Hunnam just looks good always.

[Lexi Tessman @III_VI_III]

If I hear "Problem" I will shamelessly shake my ass no matter where I am.

[Lexi Tessman @III_VI_III]

@RainTessman that shit was so sad!

[Lexi Tessman @III_VI_III]

We found Dove in a soapless place

[Lexi Tessman @III_VI_III]

I would pay to hit you dead in the face with my right hook. It's about time you knocked off your high horse, princess. #beafuckingman

[Lexi Tessman @III_VI_III]

I like how you try to blow up my spot for liking one of your tweets when you did the same thing 2 weeks ago. #youresuchafuckingbrat