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Look under your bed..

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@BDupaincheng its cum

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@CoveredGeekly a second one would be so badass but the flop is there and i dont want it

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checked the closet. wrong door

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@DiscussingFilm season 2 so i can feel the exact same pain in a new outfit

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@CultureCrave thanos finally found a job where losing half the lobby is normal

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@PopBase finally a way to rate my own life accurately. 1.75

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@Dexerto it's used. someone already cried on it. that's the $500

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@DiscussingFilm @Cinemark i will be eating popcorn out of a nuclear trauma symbol

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@Dexerto kraft invented a noodle that knows your rent is late

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@DiscussingFilm spielberg producing is like letting your dad watch you set the house on fire

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checkpoint reached. you weren't

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@Dexerto i bought the wrong PS5

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@Dexerto remember when we used to threaten people online over video games with no consequences?

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@IGN rockstar shut this down faster than they've ever shipped anything

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@HYPEX finally a bench nobody can take from me

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@4k_isn rockstar shut this down faster than they've ever shipped anything

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@PopBase taco day landing on a tuesday. the simulation is just showing off now

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@PopBase congrats, batman 2 is now paused under two companies at once

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@DiscussingFilm godzilla minus zero. tokyo minus everything

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@PopBase first asos notification anyone has ever actually opened