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Why am I here?

[curious @IIcuriousII]

You can type any fucking thing into this app and it becomes real. Which is the whole problem.

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does anyone else hate when websites say "your password is too weak" like thank you so much but so is my memory so pls let me keep it

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if a coffee shop opens at 10am i’m sorry but what the hell are u doing

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bro is a side character in his own life

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If somebody tells you “you can come if you want” just stay your ass at home, they do not want you there😂😂

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Idc how long of a break I had, I will never feel refreshed to go to work 😭

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The secret to aging backwards is getting divorced.

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I set goals, then hide from them.

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Why wait until New Year's Eve? Just count down and scream at every midnight.

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In 2026 limit people who want you to be offended when you aren’t

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Thinking about marrying for money in 2026

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I’m still confused on run clubs. If you dnt pay to join what’s stopping me from running behind yall? 😭

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The illusion of options destroyed modern dating.

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I love flirting by liking everything someone posts + assuming they’re reading into it. Being delusional is fun.

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I really need adult supervision around warm bread and salted butter.

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Someone is going to love tf out of you ☺️

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Arguing during the talking stage is crazy.

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if u don’t talk to urself while ur hanging out with urself do u even like urself

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Me: I want friends
Someone: I’ll be your friend
Me: Why? That’s weird.

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Romantic date idea: we break into NASA, hijack a rocket, and launch ourselves into the fucking void