rip

[Greg Fuhhels @Greg_Fuhhels]

The early bird is brutally molesting me

[july🐝 @pitfreak_]

good morning

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Report: Annual 900 person Revere Beach brawl now underway

[mandy @SHKANONYURI]

Having people borrow money from you makes you realize why people get dismembered and buried in the desert by the mafia for not paying loans

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

I had to Google Bosnia, and I still dont know if it exists. Anyways, THIS, is how we do SOCCER in AMERICA, you BOSNIAN niggas!!! #FreedomNigga #RealCountry #PaulRevere

[fei @karmicdebt]

#PourCoffeeOnYourGrandmaChallenge

[COMBATE |🇵🇷 @upholdreality]

Inject me with hantavirus and launch me at Tel Aviv, I'm ready

[Storm @tivstippi]

White people get a virus unseen since biblical times and go to the club same day

[jake @wormpuller]

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

[marneus palgar @famoushorse]

this is the kinda shit you hear a roman general ignored before losing 98% of his legion

[Mael @shutupmael]

⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SHAFT OF YOUR PENIS NOW !!!

BREAK THE SHAFT OF YOUR PENIS NOW🚨🚨🚨

[The Punished Bolshevik Enthusiast @ZeBolshevikman]

Whoever originally made this video was so fucking right lmao

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[Maia @maiamindel]

root causes of the world wars

world war 1: clash between imperialism and rising nationalist sentiment

world war 2: fascism as a response to the depression and postwar resentment

world war 3: gen z boss and a mini

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[Alex Predhome, Track and Field Enjoyer @Predamame]

Bulgarian squats. Romanian deadlifts. Slovenian bench press. Bosnia and Herzegovinian bicep curls.

[ham mike @griffraff97]

Gonna beat the fucking brakes off my son later

[Kenneth Cassel @KennethCassel]

male urge to drive in poor weather conditions

[Maya Luna @envisionedluna]

Heartwarming: this 80 year old US president still does South American regime change the old fashioned way