Conway Tweetie

Veteran, witch doctor and horse whisperer. Pansexual,Gender Queer, Poly Nonbinary Wall Clock, Preferred pronouns Tick/Tock

[Conway Tweetie @IJR85]

I'm definitely not the kind of person that makes these types of posts but my 16 year old nephew has been battling brain cancer and has to have emergency surgery Friday. It's very risky and I could use any prayers anyone can spare. I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

[Sigma @SigmaOnSol69]

Strength and honor.

[Conway Tweetie @IJR85]

@Gruntpa @mridenhour Its addicting, just be smart which I know you're not good at lol injuries pile up quickly at our age

[Conway Tweetie @IJR85]

@GovWesMoore I'd like to hear your response to this open letter from our community. You constantly call out President Trump and his administrations overreach and yet you and your administration are engaged in the same behavior.
https://t.co/PJin0pmlTd

[Conway Tweetie @IJR85]

@Gruntpa @mHelm585 Holy shit dude. Literal babies. We were soldiers once and young.

[Conway Tweetie @IJR85]

@GovWesMoore is retarded, he can now take the title from Walz. How about you actually help out Maryland's citizens and stop all this political pageantry.

[WBAL-TV 11 Baltimore @wbaltv11]

Governor signs emergency legislation to ban 287(g) immigration enforcement agreements in Maryland Follow breaking updates from @dcollinsWBAL on WBAL-TV 11 News at 5, 6, 7, 10 and 11, in the WBAL-TV 11 News app and on https://t.co/NnZOTIh7X5: https://t.co/QVdvofTqjR

[Conway Tweetie @IJR85]

The perfect woman doesn't exis.............

[Colonel Potter @BaconOutlaw]

Am I watching the extended edition of The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers? Yes. Yes I am. Am I going to watch the extended edition of the final movie? Absolutely.

[Conway Tweetie @IJR85]

@Gruntpa "Where's all the 2a guys at now" literally stfu and quit trying to weaponize my values against me when you dont even hold them yourself just because you want to play in traffic and wrestle cops.

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

Someone generated female olympics with AI

🤷‍♂️

[Conway Tweetie @IJR85]

@elonmusk could you sign a memorandum saying my buddy has to go on our guys trip? He didn't check his calendar and now he's trying to back out. It's our yearly meeting of the minds and we need his input. Thank you.

[U.S. Army @USArmy]

The #USArmy will no longer allow transgender individuals to join the military and will stop performing or facilitating procedures associated with gender transition for service members.

Stay tuned for more details.

[Conway Tweetie @IJR85]

@BaconOutlaw It's a real snooze fest

[Conway Tweetie @IJR85]

#ooof

[TheFluffyEventer @fluffy_eventer]

Can the snow please stop already? I have plans for 2025 and mother nature’s making it really hard…

[Conway Tweetie @IJR85]

Big if true...

[Barstool Irish @BarstoolIrish]

Shane is truly one of one. Irish by a million

[Conway Tweetie @IJR85]

The propaganda machine is firing on all cylinders.

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

Kamala Harris’s viral moments are fun to watch, because they show a serious person having, well, fun, writes @skornhaber. She hasn’t just reset the presidential election—her oddball charms match the cultural moment. https://t.co/osM2YrBp8I

[Conway Tweetie @IJR85]

Larry, Larry, Larry why would you take an endorsement from one of the biggest warmongers alive today.

[John Bolton @AmbJohnBolton]

Larry Hogan’s love of country comes before anything else…. Yes, even party politics. Maryland needs a leader in the Senate who will put our national security first. Experience. Independence. Leadership. That’s Larry Hogan.

[A Very Serious Place @SeriousPIace]

Shane killed it as Trump A+ stuff here

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Shane Gillis as Donald Trump and Adam Ray as Joe Biden appear on Tony Hinchcliffe’s comedy show.

Some much-needed comedic relief after this hectic weekend.

Gillis could be seen breaking character after he couldn't hold in his laughter while reacting to Ray's impersonation of Joe Biden.

😂😂

[Conway Tweetie @IJR85]

@sgoodl Unfortunately it's true