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[•☆ #1 MADELINE USHER DEFENDER ☆• @IJSTP]

Hey what's my moots first language? I'm curious.

[•☆ #1 MADELINE USHER DEFENDER ☆• @IJSTP]

If Dustin Hoffman has no haters oomf is literally dead

[kara @ohokaykara]

Wishing a wonderful weekend to everyone, with the notable and firm exception of Dustin Hoffman, whom I hope gets diarrhea in public. May every stall door be locked and not a stocked toilet paper dispenser in sight.

[•☆ #1 MADELINE USHER DEFENDER ☆• @IJSTP]

Walked into the freezer and got a glimpse into my future when my hair goes grey/white

[༄ @tanniefication]

my comediennes i love so dearly 😭😭😭

[•☆ #1 MADELINE USHER DEFENDER ☆• @IJSTP]

@tanniefication They mean everything to me

[Dani Hendler @dani_hendler]

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[•☆ #1 MADELINE USHER DEFENDER ☆• @IJSTP]

@jessica_mckee_ Its torture

[•☆ #1 MADELINE USHER DEFENDER ☆• @IJSTP]

What really sucks about having eaten well in every place ive traveled to is then I get cravings for the food I had. Do you know how bad it sucks to be yearing for the scallops I had in Indiana and the steak and bluefin tuna and I had in New York and I live in neither place?

[•☆ #1 MADELINE USHER DEFENDER ☆• @IJSTP]

@jessica_mckee_ Its so serious for me jess

[•☆ #1 MADELINE USHER DEFENDER ☆• @IJSTP]

Because at the end of the day its about the person who believes in you the most. For better. For worse. For all the in-between. You do it for her.

[mary @PlsCallMeMary]

the thought of a tatted andy sachs with abs keeping me up at night i can’t sleep

[Ana y las analogías @anamarybravo]

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[Lolo 🧡 @lolo_forte]

MY COMEDY DUOS

[•☆ #1 MADELINE USHER DEFENDER ☆• @IJSTP]

@lolo_forte The duos of all time

[•☆ #1 MADELINE USHER DEFENDER ☆• @IJSTP]

@CarolMurphy25 My icons I have genuinely learned so much from them

[•☆ #1 MADELINE USHER DEFENDER ☆• @IJSTP]

@wariocheats The way im rewatching both and taking notes on the similarities to put something together about it. Its crazy

[•☆ #1 MADELINE USHER DEFENDER ☆• @IJSTP]

My original divas

[judith 🌷 @JudithforPaige]

I LOVE THEM

[•☆ #1 MADELINE USHER DEFENDER ☆• @IJSTP]

@anoel Terrible fucking vibe. Hate his guts and want him dead

[•☆ #1 MADELINE USHER DEFENDER ☆• @IJSTP]

Ive know this fucking weasel for 5 minutes and I want to put his head in the toilet and flush it repeatedly

[•☆ #1 MADELINE USHER DEFENDER ☆• @IJSTP]

@demasiadamujere Yes. I would have been so sick over it

[•☆ #1 MADELINE USHER DEFENDER ☆• @IJSTP]

@demasiadamujere Yes. I think that was what I loved about both of them.

[•☆ #1 MADELINE USHER DEFENDER ☆• @IJSTP]

@demasiadamujere The similarities between deb and midge are so insane