John X

I talk Chelsea. I talk data.
Sometimes I mix both.

Chelsea stress me, Data calms me.
Sometimes it's the reverse

[John X @IJ_analytics]

You don't have to wait until 8 o'clock to start.
You can start 7:47

[Channels Television @channelstv]

"It would seem that largely, the senate didn't think that there was a need to second that motion, to probe or scrutinise."

Channels Television presenters question why a motion seeking an audit of military spending failed to gain support in the Senate, despite growing concerns over persistent insecurity, banditry, kidnapping, and insurgency across the country.

#CTVMorningBrief

[Mayor Of Calabar @Uno_009]

If you can’t go out for the protest, the least you can do is to repost 😢

Please let's repost and share massively😭

#BringBackOurChildren
#BringBackOurChildren
#BringBackOurChildren
#BringBackOurChildren

[John X @IJ_analytics]

Private organizations should allow their workers to join peaceful protests.

Things are going on in the country, and the least we can do is to join the peaceful protests going on around.
But the thing is we must show up in the office and continuing acting like e no touch us 🙁☹️

[Somi Kenneth @somi_ken]

Unfortunately, I have to admit that I have not done my best. My current situation is a direct consequence of my incompetence. I suck at doing this life thing.

[ONYEKA V ™ @Sironyeka]

If you're not heartless, just retweet this.💔💔😭😭

[John X @IJ_analytics]

I ask myself how I survived on 33k monthly. It was crazy. But adapting is one of Nigerians best traits, and it's very bad.

[Beth♥️ @queenbeth____]

How do corpers who earn 77k a month survive in this economy?😭

[Beth♥️ @queenbeth____]

How do corpers who earn 77k a month survive in this economy?😭

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

Patience Jonathan, Former Nigeria’s First Lady responding to the Chibok schoolgirls abduction in April 2014.

[John X @IJ_analytics]

We mocked the government then. At least they had sympathy.

The ones we have now don't even care at all.
It so sad

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

Patience Jonathan, Former Nigeria’s First Lady responding to the Chibok schoolgirls abduction in April 2014.

[John X @IJ_analytics]

@BinanceAfrica #BinanceAfrica

[Sir David Onyemaizu🦍 @SirDavidBent]

People are finally waking up gradually & I like what I'm seeing all over the internet.

There has to be a breaking point, that impenetrable wall when you turn back and say: “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH”

Nigerians have suffered too much.

We cannot continue like this.

[John X @IJ_analytics]

I want to do little work and get paid massively.
Who can plug me on

[JUST KINGS @JustKingss]

If this appears on your timeline, just repost. #SaveOyoChildren

[John X @IJ_analytics]

Good when will I get my own 1.2m monthly Saturday job🙏

[NaNa🦋🥀 @_adepejuh]

God, when will I get my own 300k monthly salary job 😔

[John X @IJ_analytics]

@SirDavidBent Sir please resign.

A lot of innocent Nigerians are dying because of your incompetence.

Please let someone who can do the job take over to save Nigerians.

Either that or I'm slapping him real hard

[John X @IJ_analytics]

The most random transfers:

Bale: Madrid to Tottenham
Robertson: Liverpool to Tottenham
Toni kross: the transfer that never happened (retiring at Madrid)
Ighalo: to man united
Saul: atletico to Chelsea
Adama traore: wolves to Barca
KPB: to Barcelona

[E @Ellis_]

I still can’t believe Ansu Fati joined Brighton on loan.

So random.

[Feji Iyeke YMG @iyekefejiymg]

Most Nigerians don’t actually want to be rich.

They want to look rich.

Big difference.

One guy is buying assets.
The other is buying bottles at Cubana so strangers can shout “Odogwu!” for 14 seconds.

By Monday morning, both of them are broke…
but one of them still has a future.

You see that “Big Man” spraying dollars at owambe?

Half the crowd thinks:
“OMG he has made it.”

Meanwhile his landlord is calling him with private number and his Range Rover is owing 3 months balance. 😭

Nigeria has taught people to respect packaging more than peace of mind.

Don’t fall for audio wealth.

The rich won’t tell you this:

Connections matter more than vibes.

Many opportunities in Nigeria don’t even touch LinkedIn.
They move through WhatsApp calls, referrals, friendships, and rooms you’re not in yet.

That’s why some people with “less qualifications” move faster.

Network no be juju.
It’s leverage.

One salary is too fragile for this economy.

Fuel can increase.
Dollar can rise.
Company can restructure.
Boss can wake up and suddenly “appreciate your service.”

The wealthy survive because money enters from different directions.

Salary.
Business.
Stocks.
Dividends.
Rent.
Side hustle.

Meanwhile some people only have one income stream and 17 streaming subscriptions.

Nigerians love “urgent enjoyment.”

You’ll see someone earning ₦250k:
• iPhone on installment
• Sneakers worth 2 salaries
• Every weekend na brunch
• But emergency fund? “God forbid bad thing.”

My brother…
bad thing no dey send broadcast before it arrives.

Real wealth is boring sometimes.

The rich don’t buy everything they can afford.

That’s the secret nobody wants to hear.

The guy driving Corolla and investing aggressively may become wealthier than the guy forcing AMG pictures for Instagram validation.

In Nigeria, many people are one hospital bill away from motivational quotes.

Live below your means.
Your future self will clap for you.

Another thing:

Poor financial decisions are now normalized.

People borrow money for weddings.
Take loans for Detty December.
Use salary advance to buy wigs and perfumes.

Then January becomes a season of prayer and depression.

Delayed gratification is not punishment.
It’s strategy.

The wealthy invest in knowledge aggressively.

Courses.
Skills.
Books.
Mentorship.
Financial education.

Because information changes income.

One correct skill can move somebody from:
“Send aza”
to
“Send invoice.”

That’s why ignorance is expensive in Nigeria.

And please hear this carefully:

Stop hating people doing better than you.

Jealousy has never credited anybody’s account.

Study successful people.
Learn patterns.
Take inspiration.
Apply wisdom.

Your friend buying stocks today may look “boring” now…
until 10 years later when dividend alerts are paying school fees.

Wealth grows quietly before it becomes loud.

Nobody is coming to save you financially.

Not politicians.
Not your boss.
Not motivational tweets.

You must build your own system:
• Save consistently
• Invest wisely
• Learn high-income skills
• Avoid fake lifestyle pressure
• Think long term

Small small, wealth grows.

If you’re serious about changing your financial life, start now.

And if this thread touched you, drop:
“NO MORE AUDIO WEALTH” in the comments.

[John X @IJ_analytics]

@iyekefejiymg Ahhh.
The truth is bitter oo

Na me gan gan you dey follow talk.

Pinpoint 👌

[Hon Henry Shield @HonShield]

You can’t be the one feeding your family and praying for Tinubu to return.

Impossible.

[Bop Daddy @falzthebahdguy]

Miserable children’s day.
Over 40 still missing in Oyo.
Kidnappers getting richer by the day - because our government allow children to be tortured and then reward the criminals with handsome ransom payments.
Citizens carrying on like we are not already in a battle for our lives.