MERCURY 🚬🐈‍⬛

⏅ // drive boy, cat boy, dirty numb angel boy. // 18+

[MERCURY 🚬🐈‍⬛ @IKNOWITSLUST]

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[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

Fuck this, I thought.

[MERCURY 🚬🐈‍⬛ @IKNOWITSLUST]

@KILLERlNSILVER @AHEGUR0 HE NEEDS YOU SO BAD HE'S GOING TO SHOOT HIMSELF!!!!!

[MERCURY 🚬🐈‍⬛ @IKNOWITSLUST]

// "most accounts regain full access in a week" is it a week or half a day, huh ???????

[MERCURY 🚬🐈‍⬛ @IKNOWITSLUST]

// HOW WAS THAT TOO FAR IVE SAID WAY WORSE LMFAOOOOOO

[MERCURY 🚬🐈‍⬛ @IKNOWITSLUST]

// like ive had him threaten her with great bodily harm, tell her to finish the job in her stagename, etc...... how is that one singular word enough to set off the filter .

[MERCURY 🚬🐈‍⬛ @IKNOWITSLUST]

// HOW WAS THAT TOO FAR IVE SAID WAY WORSE LMFAOOOOOO

[MERCURY 🚬🐈‍⬛ @IKNOWITSLUST]

@countthethorns // LOL its at the top of the second screenshot

[MERCURY 🚬🐈‍⬛ @IKNOWITSLUST]

@countthethorns // IM DYING LAUGHING RIGHT NOW inb4 its perma

[MERCURY 🚬🐈‍⬛ @IKNOWITSLUST]

// at least it happened as he was leaving i guess ?

[MERCURY 🚬🐈‍⬛ @IKNOWITSLUST]

// i perhaps should log into my main once in a while...

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

Can I come over and hang out
on the floor with you

[MERCURY 🚬🐈‍⬛ @IKNOWITSLUST]

Thank god, plan sounds better already.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ➤ᅠ Oᴠᴇʀᴅᴏsᴇ.ᐟ 🥀 @countthethorns]

Obviously I'm gonna tell him to go to hell and go fuck himself and all that. Or something. I'll figure it out.

[MERCURY 🚬🐈‍⬛ @IKNOWITSLUST]

Fuck yeah, there we are! Exactly what I wanted to hear. Maybe with some harsher language than 'jeez', though. . .

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ➤ᅠ Oᴠᴇʀᴅᴏsᴇ.ᐟ 🥀 @countthethorns]

[Pulling out her O'Five, where the hell did it even come from]

Gonna blow him the hell up. Jeez. [Grumble grumble,] Give him what's-what for all that...

[MERCURY 🚬🐈‍⬛ @IKNOWITSLUST]

There we go! There's the fuckin' spirit!

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ➤ᅠ Oᴠᴇʀᴅᴏsᴇ.ᐟ 🥀 @countthethorns]

[She enjoys the attention, enjoys it a lot. 😇]

... yeah. Yeah!! I *am* gonna kill 'im!! Or at least I'm gonna scare him into thinking I will. Hmph.

[MERCURY 🚬🐈‍⬛ @IKNOWITSLUST]

Exactly! SO good! [He's been checking her out the whole time, and especially right this moment. I forgot to say that. But it's Mercury, so it's kind of just implied.]

Soooo, kill him? I've been taking a LOT of mental damage from that fucker.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ➤ᅠ Oᴠᴇʀᴅᴏsᴇ.ᐟ 🥀 @countthethorns]

I knowwww! Ugh, I didn't even think about it like that. He's so rude. Especially 'cuz I DO look so good. Uuuggghhh.

[MERCURY 🚬🐈‍⬛ @IKNOWITSLUST]

Still never heard that in my whole life. . .

Well, he should. I mean, it's just. . . self-evident. And bruising you and not even saying that you look good in that color afterwards? TOTAL asshole behavior!

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ➤ᅠ Oᴠᴇʀᴅᴏsᴇ.ᐟ 🥀 @countthethorns]

... ok, I added the -fie part, but choom is totally a word.

Anyway, yeah, no, you're right, he's never once said that!! Or anything even close to it. Not that I need him to. Or want him to. I know what I look like. But, like, now that you mention it... 😠

[MERCURY 🚬🐈‍⬛ @IKNOWITSLUST]

I would, [cough cough] /happily/ offer myself in his place, but that may fuck up some kinda. . . science shit. Or something.

[MERCURY 🚬🐈‍⬛ @IKNOWITSLUST]

. . .That just does not sound right. [Yanking his scroll from his jacket pocket. No results???] Ugh, alright, whatever. /Friend/, sure.

Point is, that asshole probably doesn't even tell you that you're hot, so you should definitely kill him.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ➤ᅠ Oᴠᴇʀᴅᴏsᴇ.ᐟ 🥀 @countthethorns]

What?? No!! It's. Like. Friend..... buddy...... no!!!!

[MERCURY 🚬🐈‍⬛ @IKNOWITSLUST]

Well, /I/ know. But that also probably gets him boiling.

. . .What the fuck did you just call me? Is that a- a slur???

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ➤ᅠ Oᴠᴇʀᴅᴏsᴇ.ᐟ 🥀 @countthethorns]

Oh.

... well, in that case...

Skill issue, choomfie. I always win. 😎

[MERCURY 🚬🐈‍⬛ @IKNOWITSLUST]

Yeah. I'd bet he just wishes he was the one provoking you. Which is prooobably what makes him so easy to get all angry like that.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ➤ᅠ Oᴠᴇʀᴅᴏsᴇ.ᐟ 🥀 @countthethorns]

He's SO mad!! And it makes him super mean. And violent. It's crazy. But it's also really easy and kinda fun to provoke him, so.......

[MERCURY 🚬🐈‍⬛ @IKNOWITSLUST]

[Eyeroll. One a whole lot more playful than any that cyberkitty's thrown her way.]

Riiiiight, I believe you. Y'know, that's actually my issue with the guy. He's not doing it- anything right! And he's always so /mad/.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ➤ᅠ Oᴠᴇʀᴅᴏsᴇ.ᐟ 🥀 @countthethorns]

Yyyyeah, mostlyyyy.... That or I think about how best to piss him off. Usually just existing does the trick.

[MERCURY 🚬🐈‍⬛ @IKNOWITSLUST]

Yeah? Is that all you think about, when you think about him? [He's already sure that her 'I think about it a lot' answers that question.]

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ➤ᅠ Oᴠᴇʀᴅᴏsᴇ.ᐟ 🥀 @countthethorns]

What? [She was busy staring and not listening.] Oh. Well.

I mean... I've thought about it. I think about it a lot.