Slam Duncan

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@SenAmyKlobuchar Go comb your salad.

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@N_Fatale Wow, Harry Potter really let himself go.

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@TorontoStar The green dork doesn't even have a hockey stick.

Your beavers are going to get so worked over.

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@DBTayor I said; send them to Yakima.

Christmas came early the next day.

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@SGTWipper1Each People do not understand.

It wasn't even losing brothers in Beirut. We expect harm to head our way. Part of the uniform.

It was '85 Rome airport attack, and having to view photos for hours., trying to find a face.

Hard to completely stand down.

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@xnoesbueno Acting like the US bombed a school, rather than the Iranian short round rocket fired from down the street.

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@TheMorningSpew2 I can smell cat urine through my screen.

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@kaitlancollins Rule number one.

Never insult the host.

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@AdrianneCurry Meh.

She didn't even shave it into a heart.

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@capeandcowell I kind of like the burka.

But then again, It was years later that I realized Cousin It, may have been male.

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@GovNuclear It is long past time.

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@SGTWipper1Each Call them out.

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@RantyAmyCurtis Relax.

It gets worse.

But you'll have many new to you experiences.

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@GrowingUpRetro We were so poor, we cut the top off, and used the can as a drinking cup.

Didn't have to wash it very often.

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@DefiantLs Couldn't happen to a more deserving group of Neo-Luddites.

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@LuckyMcGee Oh, we can be friends.

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@weheartseattle @komonews Wicked!

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@komonews The Bite Of Seattle Part 2

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@PattyMurray Guess who fired their illegal alien housekeeper, because her kids called the woman "Mom".

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@pepsi Well, it has already been done, but, why not.