wild idiot 🆒

I'm probably day-drinking.

[wild idiot 🆒 @IKnowImNotCool]

@SeanYoo Dear god the bluesky lore really living up to its billing on that one

[Caleb Jordan Schulz @Based_Jedi]

My nephew and I are watching the Colombia v Ghana match and I introduced him to the greatest saved goal of all time by René Higuita in 1995 ⚽️

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

Sidny Lopes Cabral with an ABSOLUTE GOLAZO to bring Cape Verde level with Argentina in extra time 😱

INCREDIBLE SCENES

[wild idiot 🆒 @IKnowImNotCool]

@kennybeats @TrevorProject That's how you know it's good

[wild idiot 🆒 @IKnowImNotCool]

@kennybeats @TrevorProject My other account got banned for quoting the one part

[wild idiot 🆒 @IKnowImNotCool]

When someone doesn't realize how fast I am at self checkout tho

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

seeing someone in the 15 items or less checkout lane with way more than 15 items

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

SMOCK SMOCK SMOCK SMOCK
#CalvinandHobbes #Chaos

[wild idiot 🆒 @IKnowImNotCool]

@AlvaradoJose15 Pels fan here. It's 2026 so I can give you your flowers directly. Hated to see you go, but I'm so glad you got to have this season. Your hustle and confidence is how everyone should play-basketball or anything else. I even made a shirt about it lol. Congrats, man

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I beg your pardon….HE DOES WHAT??

[iris! 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisketball]

nail place has what appears to be some kind of shrine to marcin gortat

[MP𖤐 @MagicalPep]

I still can’t believe Diego Maradona was literally handed cocaine to sniff right after scoring a goal. 😭

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

the most ferocious in-game dunker ever

you gotta wear a seatbelt just to watch his highlights

[wild idiot 🆒 @IKnowImNotCool]

Louvre

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Alvarado over Wemby 😲
Heart over height 🔥

📸: Al Bello/Getty Images

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

DUN DUN.

[NBA @NBA]

"I get rebounds that break teams."

This mic'd up moment between Josh Hart and Mitchell Robinson in 2023 😂

Hart finished with 15 REB in under 30 minutes in Game 1 of the 2026 NBA Finals!

[bomani @bomani_jones]

“but when he leave, i be shooting again.” -chet

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[Robert Lufkin MD @robertlufkinmd]

A Harvard-trained Army Ranger described psilocybin to me like this:

"Your brain is a snowy mountain. Every thought is a sled track. After 40 years you are riding the same five grooves down the same hill."

"Psilocybin is fresh snow." (1/2)