Alaric Saltzman

My Names Alaric Saltzman I'm The New History Teacher In Mystic Falls I Recently Found Out My Wife Was Turned Into A Vampire.18 plus MATURE CONTENT #Sponge

[Alaric Saltzman @IKnowUrHistory]

RT: @LadyRoseIsBeast: Kool Aid is good.

[Alaric Saltzman @IKnowUrHistory]

*shrugs suspiciously @DamonDoesItBest* I decided not to wear it.

[Alaric Saltzman @IKnowUrHistory]

*shifty eyes @DamonDoesItBest* What do you mean?

[Alaric Saltzman @IKnowUrHistory]

*blinks at @DamonDoesItBest* No. No I haven't.

[Alaric Saltzman @IKnowUrHistory]

*raising a brow @DamonDoesItBest* What? You're alive now? You can't -possibly- have a hot ass, Damon.

[Alaric Saltzman @IKnowUrHistory]

*snorts @DamonDoesItBest* Looks who's calling the kettle black.

[Alaric Saltzman @IKnowUrHistory]

@Thumpa_ I am glad.

[Alaric Saltzman @IKnowUrHistory]

*pokes @DamonDoesItBest with my ruler.....while sitting at my desk*

[Alaric Saltzman @IKnowUrHistory]

@Thumpa_ *pets your stupid*

[Alaric Saltzman @IKnowUrHistory]

Long time, no see.

[Alaric Saltzman @IKnowUrHistory]

@DamonDoesItBest #DamonPorn

[Alaric Saltzman @IKnowUrHistory]

Ning is a bitch.

[Alaric Saltzman @IKnowUrHistory]

@DSalvatoreTD If I was a porno, I'd have cheesier commentary. #WentThere

[Alaric Saltzman @IKnowUrHistory]

@DSalvatoreTD You -look- like a bad porno.

[Alaric Saltzman @IKnowUrHistory]

@DSalvatoreTD Better.

[Alaric Saltzman @IKnowUrHistory]

@DSalvatoreTD Possibly better....

[Alaric Saltzman @IKnowUrHistory]

@DSalvatoreTD Never. It's the the size of the bed!

[Alaric Saltzman @IKnowUrHistory]

@DSalvatoreTD Your big bed or your big shower.

[Alaric Saltzman @IKnowUrHistory]

@DSalvatoreTD I'll steal it back while you....*shifty eyes* Do....other things.

[Alaric Saltzman @IKnowUrHistory]

@DSalvatoreTD And I have a nice scarf, but I didn't offer to let you wear it, did I?