U of I Confessions

You know what you did last weekend, and we want to know too. Submit here: Mature content, which mean it's funny no matter what.

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I've snuck in Kams by climbing the back fence more times than I can count #NoCoverForMe #ILLconfessions

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I sent in a paper worth 25% of my grade and made the font "wingdings" so the file looked corrupted to get a time extension #ILLconfessions

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I slapped 3 different guys in Clys when I was drunk when they offered me drinks. I also said, "I'm not getting roofied." #ILLconfessions

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My friend and I dressed up in a banana costume and a monkey costume and ran through a class in Follenger once #ILLconfessions

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I have a crush on the entire illini womens soccer team #ComeHandleTheseBalls #ILLconfessions

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Remember that we need your confessions! Go to http://t.co/wPSqr7gVLu and tell us!

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Getting head behind AKL makes up for the fact that the party was terrible #ILLconfessions

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@Ho_Lee_Jo I'm a little disturbed that I didn't think of it first! They beat me to it...

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My neighbors are stuck up nerds and think they're better than everyone. I blast my dubstep at 3am nightly to loosen them up #ILLconfessions

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I shaved the jungle downstairs with my roommates razor. He doesn't understand why I always laugh when he shaves his face #ILLconfessions

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I've got a huge collection of "party favors" that I take from frat parties. Whatever's cool and not tied down #ItsMine #ILLconfessions

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At Joe's, I pushed a guy away after making out, causing him to knock a dudes drink over. They got in a fight and thrown out #ILLconfessions

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To whoever made that huge snowman on the main quad last week, it was awesome when I knocked it down #ILLconfessions

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To the bro coming out of Chipotle, sorry that I knocked your burrito out of your hands... on purpose. #SorryNotSorry #ILLconfessions

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I put expired eggs and milk in a smoothie for my terrible roommate, she wondered how she "got the flu" so suddenly #ILLconfessions #karma

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On Mom's weekend last year, I made out with my friend's mom at Kams. My friend refuses to talk to me because of it #WorthIt #ILLconfessions

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I guess the Sig Ep house looked like a good place to piss on when I was drunk. Managed to get the doorknob too #ILLconfessions

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Sorry to the group of girls I dumped a full cooler of water on from my 5th story balcony on Green Street, you looked thirsty #ILLconfessions

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We've gotten a few confessions, but we need more! I know you did SOMETHING funny last weekend. http://t.co/wPSqr7gVLu #ILLconfessions

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Watch where you sit in the large lecture room in Lincoln Hall; my girlfriend and I decided to “break in” the new building. #ILLconfessions