Chanel Douglas

Credit cards are my best friends

[Chanel Douglas @ILUVchanell]

I'm an EMT who.... needs to be rescued?

[Chanel Douglas @ILUVchanell]

I was looking past the fact that he lives in Queens and that he has a daughter. I wonder how did he get someone pregnant ....phone sex?

[Chanel Douglas @ILUVchanell]

Move on he was perfect in every way but he can't please me sexually and in the world we live in today that's unacceptable grrrr i liked him.

[Chanel Douglas @ILUVchanell]

Ok no it was just too small for anyone's liking I'm sorry I don't think a gay man would even touch that! Oh well I liked him but I have to

[Chanel Douglas @ILUVchanell]

His manhood was just too small for my liking. I did not want to hurt his feelings so I hung in there but really I wanted to run away

[Chanel Douglas @ILUVchanell]

Joking but to my suprise he was not. I did everything I tried to adjust myself we tried different positions....

[Chanel Douglas @ILUVchanell]

Penetration he starts movin up and down but I didn't feel anything. I asked him was he inside of me ANd HE SAID YEAH ..... I thought he was

[Chanel Douglas @ILUVchanell]

We were at his place in Queens (i know) and things got hot and heavy so he said he was ready. The lights were and i had my legs open for

[Chanel Douglas @ILUVchanell]

Guys last night was the worst I have been "talking" to this guy for four months now so I thought it was time take the next step .... sex

[Chanel Douglas @ILUVchanell]

Yawn you guys are no fun tonight i will return in the next 2 months or so ciao

[Chanel Douglas @ILUVchanell]

No SWEETie RT @HostalMalure: @ILUVchanell u got some on ur chest other than gas sweetheart? (Thanks @Jai_Online)

[Chanel Douglas @ILUVchanell]

Snitches get stitches ahaaaa

[Chanel Douglas @ILUVchanell]

RT @HostalMalure: #FF my trollop @JAi_ONLiNE ... i love him so much! one of besties and he swingin from my testie! =) lol

[Chanel Douglas @ILUVchanell]

If so you might want to think twice about doing us young heads

[Chanel Douglas @ILUVchanell]

I heard that 80's babies are crack babies & 90's and up are AIDS babies is that true???

[Chanel Douglas @ILUVchanell]

He must be one of them Ken dolls i hear about

[Chanel Douglas @ILUVchanell]

I think i'm following a gay man he said his "bestie" is swingin frm his testie .... str8 men dont say bestie .... or testie

[Chanel Douglas @ILUVchanell]

Yo sons whats goodie mobbin?

[Chanel Douglas @ILUVchanell]

I knew she was a lame when i met her but i gave her a chance because she gives me great.... Sex (eating my snack box) but u can't turn a hoe

[Chanel Douglas @ILUVchanell]

I do everything i can for my girlfriend but the bitch don't listen noe i hafta go and cheat on her ungrateful unfaithful ass