IL Brandonite🌐🇺🇸🇹🇼🇺🇦🇪🇺🔛🔝 (PARODY)

He/Him | Joe Biden’s biggest fan | American Revolution enjoyer 🇺🇸📜 | BEATLEMANIAC 🪲 |

[IL Brandonite🌐🇺🇸🇹🇼🇺🇦🇪🇺🔛🔝 (PARODY) @ILbrandonite__]

🚨 IL BRANDONITE PROJECTION 🚨

✅ JULIA STRATTON WINS ILLINOIS SENATE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY, DEFEATING RAJA KRISHNAMOORTHI

[Senate Majority PAC @MajorityPAC]

The average age of this ticket is 72…..

[IL Brandonite🌐🇺🇸🇹🇼🇺🇦🇪🇺🔛🔝 (PARODY) @ILbrandonite__]

@tetrarosie I wish I lived in a small state like that or somewhere in New England so I could learn like everything about it. In mid-big sized state like il you’ll never know or see everything yk

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

This shit still pisses me off.

[Tuxedo @kevsack]

Kill us all

[Mix (COMMS OPEN 0/3) @Mixthecattt]

People got fired for making Charlie Kirk jokes

[IL Brandonite🌐🇺🇸🇹🇼🇺🇦🇪🇺🔛🔝 (PARODY) @ILbrandonite__]

Real

[liv 🥂 @livvidaloca]

a beautiful woman named National Weather Service keeps hitting my line about ⚠️ TORNADO WARNING

[liv 🥂 @livvidaloca]

a beautiful woman named National Weather Service keeps hitting my line about ⚠️ TORNADO WARNING

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@GavinNewsom @HunterBiden Gavin, if you’re a good person you will put in a good word to Hunter about my show. Fortnite Friday needs Hunter Biden, the network pulled our funding.

[Joe @electionsjoe]

If Obama did this he would be impeached

[Nαтe Blαncнeтт @NateBlanchett]

Does Susan Collins have a recent official senate portrait? When posting about her on here all I can ever find is 10+ year old photos when it comes to actual portraits. As a rapidly aging millennial gay I can emphasize, but it also feels dishonest to always use such dated photos.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Team 5th Place

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

GOOD MORNING NEW YORK CITY.

[frankie ⋆˚🍎｡ @FRANKlESTElNN]

My mum is so funny

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

What?

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Always get a 22nd opinion as they say

[The Hill @thehill]

Explosive NYT report of Trump team’s Epstein panic
https://t.co/TnRgROGeI7

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Per the FBI, Trump knew and funded underage sex parties in Palm Beach.

[IL Brandonite🌐🇺🇸🇹🇼🇺🇦🇪🇺🔛🔝 (PARODY) @ILbrandonite__]

@DirtclodHogg @bernbabybern21 He definitely was a negative candidate in 2024, yes, that’s why he dropped out

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

Thanks to the @NYTimes for this blockbuster report

Read & share

https://t.co/yhWaABTRr4