The Job Devil

Moe ojisan who shoots heroin. | I’m an adult | if I tweet something crazy just ignore it, lowkey.

[The Job Devil @ILikeAngelDevil]

@boydoblaster2 I’ll dm it

[The Job Devil @ILikeAngelDevil]

I used to be super active on shtwt and now I’m mostly active on my art account.

[The Job Devil @ILikeAngelDevil]

Why is it always the british dudes threatening to rape me? Your dick ain’t even 3 inches, you couldn’t get it inside if you tried.

[The Job Devil @ILikeAngelDevil]

@GeekBarLuvr3 Life is difficult.

[The Job Devil @ILikeAngelDevil]

@GeekBarLuvr3 I was about to say something like “Sex is prohibited” as a joke, but then I sound like a 13 year old.

[The Job Devil @ILikeAngelDevil]

@GeekBarLuvr3 Yay!! ☆

[The Job Devil @ILikeAngelDevil]

@HighSpongeybob Uhhh

[The Job Devil @ILikeAngelDevil]

My girl is absolutely *in love* with this guy. Says he’s the love of her life and shit. But he’s highkey a super asshole. Like he lowkey only wants her for sex and doesn’t do aftercare, will slap her around, throw water on her, and gets drunk and starts yelling at her. Fuckk him

[The Job Devil @ILikeAngelDevil]

@GeekBarLuvr2 Goodnight.

[The Job Devil @ILikeAngelDevil]

I’m often the person people go to vent to because I give practical solutions to their problems and comfort them. But seriously, sometimes my friends come to me with problems and I can’t say anything but “Dude, you’re fucked.”

[The Job Devil @ILikeAngelDevil]

Often times I have to remind myself to take deep breaths and feel zen because I am absolutely never zen.

[The Job Devil @ILikeAngelDevil]

@synerrin Our minds are brilliant.

[Aubrey paisa @Cualqui67240085]

🫦

[rosie ♡ @rositoxin]

"once u do meth u never go back to math" bitch ill be the first methematician

[The Job Devil @ILikeAngelDevil]

I have a hangover, and I haven’t even slept yet (??)

[cokee @Cokeeaine]

Drugtwt scam accounts make me so mad we need to kiII them all

[The Job Devil @ILikeAngelDevil]

You’ll be in the most stressful time of your life, hungover as fuck, and then get a text like “Who wants to go bowling?” NOT FUCKING ME.

[cokee @Cokeeaine]

Instead of being a people pleaser
ima be a people un pleaser