Taco Kuidaore

Trained Investigator.

[Taco Kuidaore @ILoveClues69]

@BrotherWangle Eye of the beholder, bud.

[Taco Kuidaore @ILoveClues69]

I think I cracked the code. Now I'll just wait a few moments to let all that money roll in.

[Taco Kuidaore @ILoveClues69]

@objktcom First ever images of Skitters.
https://t.co/4UapUWPnrZ

#cleannfts

[Taco Kuidaore @ILoveClues69]

Check dudes out!
Yesterday's Skitters r gone. Price yanks up tomorrow.
Does yellow means he's activated, high or what.
All #tez go to investigation I'm workin. Gotta read that report I wrote to get the link.
#tezosartweek #tezosart #tezosnft

[Taco Kuidaore @ILoveClues69]

Bro, what if you owned that one picture of Bigfoot.
My Sneaky Species (they are! following me and shit) collection is made of the only image EVER of those Skitters. All 3 kinds.
More up on @objkt NOW but for TODAY ONLY, okay? They're whatever comes after rad.

#cleannfts #NFTs

[Taco Kuidaore @ILoveClues69]

@BrotherWangle Dammmmmm right. Spoils go to the report readers. Tick tock.

[Taco Kuidaore @ILoveClues69]

Just about wrote a whole damn book with this report. But check it--my investigation captured the first ever images of dudes rarer than bigfooot! National Enquirer? Fuck that. NFTsssss! Just a few. And the clock is tickin'.

[Brother Wangle @BrotherWangle]

I recommend reading it.

[Taco Kuidaore @ILoveClues69]

@BrotherWangle @HTX_m0nster The words sometimes just show up in a report. I'm just in the typing pool. And for those wondering, I type 18 words a minute.

[Taco Kuidaore @ILoveClues69]

@BrotherWangle When a primatologist goes to the jungle and peeps at a mandrill takin' a bath, it's considered research.

[Taco Kuidaore @ILoveClues69]

Got in early on Grace Horses. It's a collection that chooses to ignore the flaws of messed up horses. Personally, I think all horses are kind of messed up and can go right to hell. Best or worst $2.50 I spent today.

#nft #gracehorse #regret

[Taco Kuidaore @ILoveClues69]

@BrotherWangle It's my greatest work that I don't remember creating.

[Taco Kuidaore @ILoveClues69]

@Shawn05842964 @BrotherWangle soonesque.

[Taco Kuidaore @ILoveClues69]

@BrotherWangle Hmm. Just did the math on that. Not exactly rolling in it. But I can certainly get some work done. Maybe grease a few already greasy palms.

[Taco Kuidaore @ILoveClues69]

@BrotherWangle Back with a bang, boss. I won't let you down again. Hopefully.

[Taco Kuidaore @ILoveClues69]

@BrotherWangle you can barely see it.

[Taco Kuidaore @ILoveClues69]

to clarify: oops, I tore it up a little too hard last night and this morning and may have blown through everything I have to purchase what I was told would be a "sure thing"

[Taco Kuidaore @ILoveClues69]

@BrotherWangle Well, uh, hey there, bossman! That money is gonzo. It happens to the b̵e̵s̵t̵ worst of us! Good news is, I still got my shoes. And a headache.

[Taco Kuidaore @ILoveClues69]

@BrotherWangle Oh you can see this huh? Better brush up on my twitters. Say, wanna buy a hot NFT?

[Taco Kuidaore @ILoveClues69]

Sure, it's a thing. But not a good thing. "Helpful Frankenstein has an Accident and is now Embarrassed" isn't worth the pixels it's printed on.

#nft #peefreaks #iknowitsfrankensteinsmonster

[Taco Kuidaore @ILoveClues69]

oops