Dr. J 🇺🇦

Seater of cardboard baseball fans. Purveyor of premium sarcasm. BLACK LIVES MATTER. GET VACCINATED. DON’T BE AN A-HOLE. He/him.

[Dr. J 🇺🇦 @ILoveGas]

@RealEmirHan Owen Davian, MI:3. RIP Philip Seymour Hoffman.

[Dr. J 🇺🇦 @ILoveGas]

Obviously sucks for him but that is a boss name for a lizard

[Dr. J 🇺🇦 @ILoveGas]

About time.

Mental Health Q's Cut From MD License Apps in 21 States https://t.co/aqXbrH9dPP via @medscape

[Dr. J 🇺🇦 @ILoveGas]

@EM_RESUS That ECG gives ME indigestion

[Dr. J 🇺🇦 @ILoveGas]

The warning that should appear before every Mets broadcast

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@GailSimone

[Dr. J 🇺🇦 @ILoveGas]

…or maybe that’s just from living in the USA. 😔

[Dr. J 🇺🇦 @ILoveGas]

Here’s how you know you work in health care: you’re watching the Warriors-Lakers game and all you can think of is “gunshot wound”.

[Amy Diehl, Ph.D. @amydiehl]

New: My latest research finds 30 different characteristics of a woman’s identity that turned into points of criticism creating barriers to women’s success. The clear message to women is that—whatever they are—they are “never quite right.” https://t.co/XUTFLRya6L

[Dr. J 🇺🇦 @ILoveGas]

@LegoRacers2 Hebrew doesn’t use the verb “to be”, so if you translate sentences literally, you sound like Tarzan. “I hungry. This delicious!”

[Dr. J 🇺🇦 @ILoveGas]

An amazing performer, activist, and human. What a loss, but what gifts he left for all of us.

[Dr. J 🇺🇦 @ILoveGas]

Elon’s really working on dominating the market for Vehicles that Explode

[Dr. J 🇺🇦 @ILoveGas]

What a petulant dickhead. No other way to explain this guy.

[CNN @CNN]

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis has threatened to build a prison or a competing theme park near the Magic Kingdom or raise taxes on Walt Disney World to retaliate against the company for resisting a state takeover of its special taxing district https://t.co/9d8omBU6c1

[Dr. J 🇺🇦 @ILoveGas]

@nickmmark @WesElyMD Particularly relevant to cardiac surgery- there is a large body of data that volatile anesthetics induce myocardial preconditioning, which may be cardioprotective, whereas propofol does not.

[Dr. J 🇺🇦 @ILoveGas]

Dang it, Ezersky. Your anti-anesthetic bias is showing. #spellingbee #anesthesia

[Dr. J 🇺🇦 @ILoveGas]

Should have referenced Tooms. What was I thinking

[Dr. J 🇺🇦 @ILoveGas]

Silence of the Clams

[Michael 英泉 Eisen @mbeisen]

The take-home message of the IPCC report is "To prevent catastrophic warming in the next few decades, it is urgent that we do everything in our power to reduce greenhouse gas levels in the atmosphere immediately except give up meat".

https://t.co/xvsUh1Xl36

[Dr. J 🇺🇦 @ILoveGas]

@abughazalehkat Way to brag about being unintelligent. Very solid way to sell it.