Jeff Foxworthy and Muslims Jeff Foxworthy writes....... Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America … but if you delete this, you are most likely a Muslim. Eishhhhhh 😡😡😡😡
I just spoke to a friend of mine.
Told him that tens of thousands of military-aged Muslim migrant men from Morocco were CURRENTLY invading Spain and have been all day long.
He didn't believe me, had ZERO CLUE it was happening and said that he hadn’t read about it anywhere.
I sent him all the videos on X that we have all seen today.
Dude was absolutely stunned, still couldn’t believe it.
One of the most insane betrayals by a government of it’s people I have ever seen and it’s not even on the front page of most major news sites right now.
That's not an accident, by the way, it's a deliberate choice of the media to hide the truth.
The best thing you can do for your friends right now is get them on X.
As fast as possible,
They're being lied to by silence... and they don't even know it's happening.
🚨BUSTED: IN A 1998 INTERVIEW, E. JEAN CARROLL CLEARLY STATED SHE HAD “NEVER MET DONALD TRUMP” — TWO FULL YEARS AFTER THE ALLEGED ASSAULT!
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The entire case just collapsed.
A newly uncovered interview from 1998 shows E. Jean Carroll stating on the record that she had “never met Donald Trump.” That interview took place a full two years after she later claimed he assaulted her.
President Trump has said this from the very beginning: he had no idea who she was until the accusations started. Now the proof is out in the open.
Trump’s legal team is already filing a motion for a new trial based on this explosive evidence.
You can’t claim a violent encounter with someone you later admit you never met.
Share this everywhere so every media outlet that pushed the story for years is forced to face the truth!
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Elon Musk described the government in four sentences and never made a political argument. He read out the schematic.
Musk: "Government is a corporation in the limit. It is the most corporate thing. It is maximum corporation. And it's also a monopoly, and also is the only one that's allowed legally to do violence."
Take the flag off it and look at what's underneath.
It collects revenue. It employs millions. It owns land. It writes the rules it operates under.
That's a corporation. Line for line.
With three edits.
You cannot choose a competitor.
You cannot decline the transaction.
It is the only one on earth permitted to use force to make you pay.
Every other relationship in your life required your consent. This one required your birth.
Musk: "Why would you want to give a corporation with no competition that can't even really go bankrupt more money?"
There is no condition under which it stops. None was ever built in.
Everything that has ever gotten better got better by being allowed to die. Evolution runs on extinction. Science runs on falsification. Markets run on bankruptcy. Your own body runs on cells that kill themselves on schedule.
Failure isn't cruelty. It's information. It's the only mechanism in the universe that tells a system it was wrong.
Take it away and the system doesn't become permanent. It becomes blind.
A company that misreads the world loses customers.
A government that misreads the world receives a larger budget the following year.
It's the only structure we've built where failure is what feeds it.
Musk: "I think the role of government should be that of like a referee, and not a player on the field."
A referee was never supposed to be weak. He was supposed to be outside the outcome.
The moment he starts scoring he isn't corrupt. Corruption would mean he broke a rule. He wrote the rules. He's just playing, and he's the only one allowed to keep score.
A system like that never gets caught. It only gets old.
Every civilization that collapsed did it with its institutions still standing.
The buildings stayed. The titles stayed. The revenue arrived on schedule.
What died was the feedback. The signal telling it that reality had moved and it hadn't.
Rome didn't fall in a day. It stopped listening for a century and called it stability.
That's the actual danger. Not tyranny. Deafness with a budget.
And it runs deeper than politics.
Everything you love is precious because it can be lost. A promise means something because the person making it will die. Your time matters because you don't get more of it.
Mortality isn't the tragedy of being human. It's the only reason anything costs anything.
Then we built one institution exempt from all of it. No death. No scarcity. No consequence. A thing that can never lose anything, deciding what everything is worth.
It bills in dollars. It's paid in hours. And it has never once felt what an hour costs.
It can be wrong for a century and feel nothing. You get eighty years and have to be right the first time.
It doesn't have to win the argument. It only has to outlive the person making it, and it has never lost that one.
It borrows against people who don't exist yet, and they will pay, because it will still be standing when they arrive.
Then we handed it the only gun.
This isn't a conspiracy. Conspiracies need competence and coordination. This is a design flaw, and design flaws only need time.
That's the good news. A conspiracy can't be proven or fixed. A design flaw can be both.
Everything good in your life exists because something was permitted to fail on the way to it. Every medicine. Every machine. Every idea that survived contact with reality.
The one institution that cannot fail is the one holding the gun.
That isn't a warning. It's an engineering problem.
And every permanent thing on earth was designed by people who weren't.
This should horrify every American
A man tries to walk through Minneapolis with an American Flag
He immediately gets harassed, threatened with physical violence. Shortly after a car pulls up quickly and a man gets out to rush him to cause harm. He has to run and yell he’s calling the cops
The American can’t even sit in his car without worried about being assaulted
“This sh*t hurts my heart, man. I can't even sit here without feeling like I got to roll my fucking window up and lock my door because somebody walks by
It's a f*cking disgrace. No one can f*cking have kids safe down here, especially if you're white —This sh*t's a joke. What the f*ck has this state come to”
This is literally horrifying. We need the national guard. All these people should be rounded up and deported. Denaturalize and deport
We don’t have to live like this
As a Muslim, I have a question for my own community.
Why do we demand freedom to build mosques, preach Islam, and wear the hijab in non-Muslim countries...
Yet in some Muslim-majority countries, churches are restricted, Christian evangelism is criminalised, and converts live in fear.
If religious freedom is a right for us, it is a right for everyone.
Truth does not need censorship to survive.
“I used to be a Liberal and I hated Charlie Kirk. I never actually watched any of his debates.. I just saw all the clickbait..”
“I started watching some of his debates in the full clip.. And I realized that I am a f*cking monster because he never said anything hateful or disrespectful.”
“I fell for all the propaganda. I was brainwashed and manipulated into thinking that he was horrible because I was too stupid to look deeper. So if you're a f*cking Liberal who f*cking hates Charlie Kirk, this is your chance to go from woke to awake.”
Love this!! America is waking up 🇺🇸👏🏼
🚨BREAKING: NY MAYOR MAMDANI HOSTS THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD
Mayor Zohran Mamdani just sat down for a “productive meeting” with MAS NY, MAS Brooklyn, and the MAS Youth Center (aka - THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD OPERATING IN AMERICA)
This is the same Muslim American Society (MAS) that produced and platforms Abdullah Akl, the Within Our Lifetime leader who stood on October 7, 2025 - the second anniversary in the streets of Manhattan and declared they “didn’t act enough” and will “show up stronger than the first October 7.”
REMEMBER This invitation to a Jihadi organization steeped in Muslim Brotherhood and open anti-Jewish activism comes days after a Jewish man was stabbed on the Upper West Side by an attacker screaming “Allahu Akbar.”
This is the same Akl who led crowds chanting for Hamas to “strike, strike Tel Aviv,” who celebrates intifada, and who operates openly under the MAS banner while spewing open contempt for Jews and non-Muslims.
MAS is not some benign community group.
They were founded in 1993 as the public American arm of the Muslim Brotherhood. Brotherhood members built it. Its own leaders admitted ~45% of active members were Ikhwan.
It trains on Hassan al-Banna and Sayyid Qutb. Internal Brotherhood documents discuss “grand Jihad” to destroy Western civilization from within.
Its political arm under Mahdi Bray spent years defending Holy Land Foundation (Hamas financiers), Abdurrahman Alamoudi, Sami Al-Arian, and a parade of others tied to designated ISLAMIC terrorist groups.
Now Mamdani - who before taking office regularly showed up at WOL rallies and led their chants - is hosting the very network that incubates this hatred.
Their wish list?
Protected prayer times and spaces in public schools, an end to “repression” of pro-Palestinian speech and SJPs (the same speech that includes October 7 celebration and calls for more), more “youth spaces,” and the disbanding of the NYPD unit that has to deal with the street violence these TERROR groups bring.
This is not outreach.
This is a deliberate middle finger to every non-Muslim New Yorker and a green light for the next escalation against Jews after the terror they just cheered.
The mayor is not merely tolerating the enemy within - he is seating them at the table and asking how he can help.
NEW YORK CITY HAS FALLEN TO ISLAM!
WHY IS THE BROTHERHOOD STILL OPERATIONAL IN AMERICA AND SPREAD ACROSS ALL 50 STATES!?
Today I finally understood something about Donald Trump that I had been missing this entire time. And when it hit me — it hit me completely. Because, look at who this man chose to surround himself with.
Not billionaires.
Not people born into power.
Not people who had everything handed to them.
Karoline Leavitt — 27 years old. Ice cream shop girl from New Hampshire.
Trump looked at her and saw something the entire world missed.
Made her the youngest Press Secretary in American history.
Susie Wiles — a woman who has spent her whole life quietly strategizing from the background.
No fame. No spotlight. Just pure brilliance.
Trump looked at her and said — you will be my Chief of Staff. First female Chief of Staff in American history.
JD Vance — a soldier. A boy from Appalachia who served his country in uniform before he ever served it in office.
Trump looked at him and said — you will stand beside me.
Pete Hegseth — a soldier who gave everything on the battlefield. Two Bronze Stars.
Trump looked at him and said — you will lead our military.
Marco Rubio — the son of a bartender and a hotel maid. Two immigrants who came to America with nothing.
Trump looked at their son and made him the first Latino Secretary of State in American history.
My wife heard all of this tonight and said, "Do you understand what Trump actually did?
He did not build a powerful administration.
He built an unbreakable one."
Because every single person in it knows what it feels like to have nothing. And people who came from nothing never take anything for granted.
Tonight, say one prayer for this entire administration. And say a bigger one for the man who chose them.
Then pass this to every American who needs to understand why this administration hits different from every single one that came before it (Jeff Roush)
The world famous San Francisco Wharf has been CLOSED DOWN.
No one wants to rent a space because they feel UNSAFE.
Still happy with who you're voting for, California?
Well, there it is:
Universal Mail-In Ballots:
This woman has never voted in a presidential election other than for Donald Trump in 2020.
While reviewing her voting history, it shows that Democrats have been voting for her in the last three elections.
Pass the SAVE America Act.
🚨 GEERT WILDERS’ WARNING TO AMERICA
Look at New York: Mayor Zohran Mamdani swore on the Quran - the Book of Hate - refuses to condemn “globalize the Intifada,” and wants Columbus statues torn down.
Look at Minnesota: Ilhan Omar sneers at the country that gave her refuge while advancing Somalia’s interests in Congress.
Look at Dearborn: Mayor Abdullah Hammoud told a citizen who objected to honoring a jihadist, “You’re an Islamophobe. Move out.”
They want your history erased, your statues smashed, your streets renamed, and their crescents raised.
They want you a stranger in your own land - apologizing for being American.
Europe’s lights of freedom are almost out.
America is next on the menu.
You already had 9/11
.Will you rise up… or wait until it’s too late?