𝐒𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝒮.ᐟ

𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝙰𝙼𝙼𝙰 𝚜𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚖.

[𝐒𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝒮.ᐟ @IMHULKINGOUT]

⠀⠀
⠀⠀ 𝙄'𝙢 𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙃𝙪𝙡𝙠.
⠀⠀ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴇ,
⠀⠀ ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴇ.
⠀⠀ ☢️
⠀⠀ 𝐇ulk 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇!!!
⠀⠀

[𝐒𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝒮.ᐟ @IMHULKINGOUT]

@yuriakairuy @Lyt_k0104 https://t.co/xFas7AHgsb

WHERE IS THIS FROMMMMM :0

[ゆるして🫀 @yuriakairuy]

Restraint

[vers 𓉞 @versbose]

Domestic
#sciencebros #brucebanner #tonystark

[Butlerian Jihad🍉 @Baudib1]

They bombed a soup kitchen in Gaza.

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

You’re not gonna believe what run this panel is from…

[𝐒𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝒮.ᐟ @IMHULKINGOUT]

— @BOBSFAILURES

[D/man 🇵🇷📸 @haderachdingus]

Hot take on Bob and Hulk’s friendship

[D/man 🇵🇷📸 @haderachdingus]

Hot take on Bob and Hulk’s friendship

[𝐒𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝒮.ᐟ @IMHULKINGOUT]

If you're not a fish, why do you have gills?

Hulk is strong-𝘦𝘳 than puny turtles. 😒

[𝐶𝐻𝐴𝑂𝑆 . @wartxrn]

well, namor is *not a fish ..

and turtles are actually quite strong . sooo, I guess you don't want to be considered big and strong then, hm .ᐣ

[𝐒𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝒮.ᐟ @IMHULKINGOUT]

it'll help me find a good school for Idunn. we can't just send them anywhere.

[𝐒𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝒮.ᐟ @IMHULKINGOUT]

( a beat or two before finally releasing Loki from the embrace to pick up his phone and read the email more closely. )

as wonderful as that is, dear, it's not exactly about 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺 for me— or i would've been applying to more prestigious schools.

[ᅟᅟᅟ𝕰𝑆𝑆𝐸𝑋 𝕾𝐸𝑅𝑃𝐸𝑁𝑇. @SNARTEM0S]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ouh , that 𝘪𝘴 an eternity in human years .

though i still don ’t get why you needed this . you do realize we ’ve no need for money , right ? 🤨 i ’m rich . and a sorcerer . i can manifest money .

[𝐒𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝒮.ᐟ @IMHULKINGOUT]

i needed something— something i've been lacking— a purpose of my own, besides transforming into the Hulk.

( he's already beginning to draft his reply to the offer as he speaks, thumbs flying surprisingly quickly without him even looking. )

besides.

[𝐒𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝒮.ᐟ @IMHULKINGOUT]

HULK'S NOT A TURTLE, HULK IS HULK. 👺👺👺

[𝐶𝐻𝐴𝑂𝑆 . @wartxrn]

only if the big green sea turtle is ready to be taken down by the sea's snake . ✨

[𝐒𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝒮.ᐟ @IMHULKINGOUT]

god, i 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘥 this. i haven't had a job befitting of my degrees in, what, 30 years?

[𝐒𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝒮.ᐟ @IMHULKINGOUT]

( Banner's elation doesn't waver, even with Loki's unimpressed demeanor— they hadn't expected such a modest career to stand out to her very much.

the faint touch turns into a full embrace, phone clattering to the floor as he stands. )

[ᅟᅟᅟ𝕰𝑆𝑆𝐸𝑋 𝕾𝐸𝑅𝑃𝐸𝑁𝑇. @SNARTEM0S]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ( with the acceptance email still on screen , it ’s dropped in their lap . ) HUGE surprise . i was really caught off guard .

[𝐒𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝒮.ᐟ @IMHULKINGOUT]

yeah? fish-man hungry for another knuckle sandwich after all these years?

[𝐶𝐻𝐴𝑂𝑆 . @wartxrn]

oh, not at all .

i just heard daredevil say something about being smashed by a hulk .. and of course, you came to my mind . ( 😊 )

[𝐒𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝒮.ᐟ @IMHULKINGOUT]

( Bruce chuckles nervously as he rests a hand against Loki's furthest side for the slightest comfort. )

... what? what did they say??

[𝐒𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝒮.ᐟ @IMHULKINGOUT]

( they forget who they're with enough to not immediately be suspicious of such a reaction— what, with the anxiety of the moment, and perhaps Loki's nature itself.

brows raise, faint smile dropping in an instant. )

[ᅟᅟᅟ𝕰𝑆𝑆𝐸𝑋 𝕾𝐸𝑅𝑃𝐸𝑁𝑇. @SNARTEM0S]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ( hand over mouth .. ) oh , brucey ..

[𝐒𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝒮.ᐟ @IMHULKINGOUT]

https://t.co/xFas7AHgsb

also guys i made a captain america @aviamerican i think he's kinda shadowbanned cause i just flipped him but 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽 ooooo u wanna interact soooo bad