I MISS FLARF

2010s nostalgia webzine for flarfy writing, image macros & extremely online bad poems (affectionate)

[I MISS FLARF @IMISSFLARF]

i’ll be offline all of september btw (only good reasons)

i’ll be logged out of the inbox that month, and the features for august are already lined up, so any new acceptances before then will be going live from october on

(macro by MAYNARD, more here: https://t.co/GzAn6G6TXZ)

[I MISS FLARF @IMISSFLARF]

the goal isn’t to be the best literary magazine in the world, its to be the webzine with the best cats in Neko Atsume. to have the highest rated A-Lister in Kim Kardashian: Hollywood. it might be something to do with pokemon too but I haven’t decided yet. maybe publish a poem too

[Noam @poetryaccnt1518]

This Friday, this lovely, lovely Friday, I have a found poem about a buffalo in @IMISSFLARF, and a little explainer to go with it, in case you need a hand.

[brent___x @brentmichaelcox]

wait…there are real ppl trying to bring back Flarf?

[I MISS FLARF @IMISSFLARF]

FRESH FLARF ON A FRIDAY?? IT’S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK!!!

@poetryaccnt1518 brings the first found poem to I MISS FLARF then does beautiful things with it. i fucking love this magazine.

https://t.co/lmFij4PPPl

[I MISS FLARF @IMISSFLARF]

@poetryaccnt1518 @louielibrary that’s so right - https://t.co/lmFij4PPPl

[I MISS FLARF @IMISSFLARF]

a happy story
from a different internet
love from I MISS FLARF

[I MISS FLARF @IMISSFLARF]

FRESH FLARF FRIDAY!!!!

today @zacharylhertz sets the record for longest title on I MISS FLARF, which is a big deal over here. the longest title and the shortest bio are the most powerful power moves you can make.

check out the three haiku shitposts here: https://t.co/CBN1oDju7a

[mothcub @mothcub_]

In the flower.

[I MISS FLARF @IMISSFLARF]

hope it’s okay that i’m hopelessly devoted to celadon and the I MISS FLARF mascot, Miss Flarf the ascii art cat @BizarrePubHouse

[I MISS FLARF @IMISSFLARF]

I’ll probably ease up on using this as a personal account and delete a bunch of recent tweets soon but for now this is kinda fun. hope everyone had a nice eclipse!!!

[I MISS FLARF @IMISSFLARF]

i love new flarfy stuff but lately i’m really enjoying revisiting work people did a decade ago. next weeks piece is old facebook shitposts that got someone into poetry, i’ve got stuff from a long dead mag in the new Be About It, it’s nice to reminisce. submit some 2015 throwbacks

[I MISS FLARF @IMISSFLARF]

@poetryaccnt1518 having said that, i should probably say that I don’t have notifications on for this app and regularly delete it for weeks at a time between logging in to post new publications, so i might not always see dms quickly, whereas i tend to get back to people via email fairly sharpish

[I MISS FLARF @IMISSFLARF]

if u send a good submission about slenderman i promise to publish it by scribbling it on spooky pages and putting the pages on trees in the dead of night. and also making it the homepage of www dot i miss flarf dot neocities dot org.

[I MISS FLARF @IMISSFLARF]

@poetryaccnt1518 you can 1000% send it in the dms, any way that’s good for you works for me - ease and enthusiasm over formality round here, always

[I MISS FLARF @IMISSFLARF]

i’m trying to run the neocities webjournal with the most uses of “roflcopter”. i’m trying to put out the only piece a pushcart prize winner has ever written with an ifunny watermark on it. i want to be the publication you love but take off your website before a job interview.

[I MISS FLARF @IMISSFLARF]

@glosseantics one man’s bullshit is a cool freak’s fertiliser - somebody pass me a shovel

[I MISS FLARF @IMISSFLARF]

idk if i should only post here to share when there's new work on the site or if its cool to tweet like this is a personal account sometimes too

i'm not on here loads but it's fun seeing what everyone was up to at 19, these are the selfies and macros/netart i was posting at 19

[I MISS FLARF @IMISSFLARF]

@glosseantics @poetryaccnt1518 there’s space for two slendies, there’s space for any emo online icons you can think of, there’s space to publish the plan for a web series you never made, if you care about it I’ll read it! i’ll do a whole run of creepypasta pieces, what’s stopping us? call me jeff the publisher

[I MISS FLARF @IMISSFLARF]

@Plague_Circus 17

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bedrotters: the basis of meaningful activity is having an ACE day - doing something to give you a feeling of Achievement, Connection and Enjoyment.

take a minute to enjoy @phlat_soda on I MISS FLARF and get a third of the way to everything feeling less like meaningless garbage.